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4_2_it 10-28-2005 04:01 PM

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I'm going to a halloween party as Elvis - it's a cool outfit, and I'm looking for good chat-up lines and funny one-liners to say, so that I'm not walking about saying "Thank you very much" all the time. Any suggestions?

Ringo

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Inquiring minds need to know...early,army,leather,hollywood,vegas,hawaiian ,fat?

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If it's not white sequined Vegas, then OP is hopeless.

imported_The Vibesman 10-28-2005 04:09 PM

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I'm going to a halloween party as Elvis - it's a cool outfit, and I'm looking for good chat-up lines and funny one-liners to say, so that I'm not walking about saying "Thank you very much" all the time. Any suggestions?

Ringo

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Inquiring minds need to know...early,army,leather,hollywood,vegas,hawaiian ,fat?

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If it's not white sequined Vegas, then OP is hopeless.

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Piss on that. Black-leather Elvis is the cool.

pokerclack 10-28-2005 04:30 PM

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I woke up yesterday in a red sequined jumpsuit and i said to the ladies-
"I heard you've been with a prince before, wanna try being witha king?"
" Come home with me and I'll make you Queen of Graceland"
"Wanna come to Graceland? I've got a van with the back seats taken out..."

overal was 0/8 so maybe not see good? pics will soon follow

Ringo 10-28-2005 10:40 PM

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I'm going to a halloween party as Elvis - it's a cool outfit, and I'm looking for good chat-up lines and funny one-liners to say, so that I'm not walking about saying "Thank you very much" all the time. Any suggestions?

Ringo

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Ringo

Inquiring minds need to know...early,army,leather,hollywood,vegas,hawaiian ,fat?

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If it's not white sequined Vegas, then OP is hopeless.

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I'll post pictures!

2+2 wannabe 10-28-2005 11:13 PM

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That show ain't no good

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LOL nice

MonkeeMan 10-29-2005 03:06 AM

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I'm going to a halloween party as Elvis - it's a cool outfit, and I'm looking for good chat-up lines and funny one-liners to say, so that I'm not walking about saying "Thank you very much" all the time. Any suggestions?

Ringo

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Ringo

Inquiring minds need to know...early,army,leather,hollywood,vegas,hawaiian ,fat?

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If it's not white sequined Vegas, then OP is hopeless.

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I'll post pictures!

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I expect a few pelvic shots


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