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Indiana 10-21-2005 01:52 PM

Re: Can you take strippers home?
 
I'm just asking for a friend:)

Indy

jakethebake 10-21-2005 01:52 PM

Re: Can you take strippers home?
 
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Well we only have 1 club downtown. Most of our clubs are away from the downtown area. So your friend just propositioned her and got the total package for a few hundred?

Indy

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Didn't you mention that you were going to marriage counselling in one of the other forums? Bagging a stripper would seem to be counterproductive to what you're trying to accomplish with the counselling.

Just my opinion, I could be wrong.

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Maybe he's taking her home for the wife. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Indiana 10-21-2005 01:55 PM

Re: Can you take strippers home?
 
Nah I just wondered. Thought maybe somebody here knew what kinds of lines to drop to a chick for such services and whatnot.

Indy

jakethebake 10-21-2005 01:56 PM

Re: Can you take strippers home?
 
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Thought maybe somebody here knew what kinds of lines to drop to a chick for such services and whatnot.

Indy

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She's a hooker. You're afriad of getting turned down for phrasing it wrong?

Indiana 10-21-2005 01:58 PM

Re: Can you take strippers home?
 
Uh, yeah I'm afraid.

Indy

HopeydaFish 10-21-2005 01:59 PM

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Uh, yeah I'm afraid.

Indy

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As a rule, you shouldn't worry about what a hooker thinks of you. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

B Dids 10-21-2005 01:59 PM

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evan???

jason???

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It took way too many posts for this to be mentioned.

Evan and jason can take them home, pretty sure a guy with Indiana's charm won't pull that off.

GrooveNougat 10-21-2005 02:58 PM

Re: Can you take strippers home?
 
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Nah I just wondered. Thought maybe somebody here knew what kinds of lines to drop to a chick for such services and whatnot.

Indy

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The best pickup line I've heard for strippers is:
"Yo, I got some coke back at the crib"

Dominic 10-21-2005 03:07 PM

Re: Can you take strippers home?
 
take 'em home? what, u mean like a puppy?

Scuba Chuck 10-21-2005 03:08 PM

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You can't take them home here, but you can take them on a boat cruise.

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ROFL


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