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imported_anacardo 10-17-2005 10:41 PM

Re: F the police. Seriously
 
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One of the greatest songs ever written.

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You'd rather see me in tha pen
Than me 'n' Lorenzo, rollin' inna Benz-o

10-17-2005 11:17 PM

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[censored] tha police
Comin straight from the underground
Young nigga got it bad cuz I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority

[censored] that [censored], cuz I ain't tha one
For a punk muthafucka with a badge and a gun
To be beatin on, and throwin in jail
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

[censored] with me cuz I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searchin my car, lookin for the product
Thinkin every nigga is sellin narcotics

You'd rather see me in the pen
Then me and Lorenzo rollin in the Benzo
Beat tha police outta shape
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still can't swallow bread and water

I don't know if they fags or what
Search a nigga down and grabbin his nuts
And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none
But don't let it be a black and a white one
Cuz they slam ya down to the street top
Black police showin out for the white cop

Mister T will swarm
On any muthafucka in a blue uniform
Just cuz I'm from the CPT, punk police are afraid of me
A young nigga on a warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of cops, dyin in LA
Yo Dre, I got somethin to say


[censored] tha police and Ren said it with authority
because the niggaz on the street is a majority.
A gang, is with whoever I'm stepping
and the motherfuckin' weapon
is kept in a stash box, for the so-called law
wishin' Ren was a nigga that they never saw

Lights start flashin behind me
But they're scared of a nigga so they mace me to blind me
But that [censored] don't work, I just laugh
Because it gives em a hint not to step in my path

To the police I'm sayin [censored] you punk
Readin my rights and [censored], it's all junk
Pullin out a silly club, so you stand
With a fake assed badge and a gun in your hand

But take off the gun so you can see what's up
And we'll go at it punk, I'ma [censored] you up

Make ya think I'm a kick your ass
But drop your gat, and Ren's gonna blast
I'm sneaky as [censored] when it comes to crime
But I'm a smoke em now, and not next time

Smoke any muthafucka that sweats me
Or any assho that threatens me
I'm a sniper with a hell of a scope
Takin out a cop or two, they can't cope with me

The muthafuckin villian that's mad
With potential to get bad as [censored]
So I'm a turn it around
Put in my clip, yo, and this is the sound
Ya, somethin like that, but it all depends on the size of the gat

Takin out a police would make my day
But a nigga like Ren don't give a [censored] to say


I'm tired of the muthafuckin jackin
Sweatin my gang while I'm chillin in the shackin
Shining tha light in my face, and for what
Maybe it's because I kick so much butt

I kick ass, or maybe cuz I blast
On a stupid assed nigga when I'm playin with the trigga
Of any Uzi or an AK
Cuz the police always got somethin stupid to say

They put up my picture with silence
Cuz my identity by itself causes violence
The E with the criminal behavior
Yeah, I'm a gansta, but still I got flavor

Without a gun and a badge, what do ya got?
A sucka in a uniform waitin to get shot,
By me, or another nigga.
and with a gat it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger
[MC Ren: Sidle him, kid, he's from the old school, fool]

And as you all know, E's here to rule
Whenever I'm rollin, keep lookin in the mirror
And there's no cue, yo, so I can hear a
Dumb muthafucka with a gun

And if I'm rollin off the 8, he'll be tha one
That I take out, and then get away
And while I'm drivin off laughin
This is what I'll say

LeatherFace 10-17-2005 11:23 PM

Re: F the police. Seriously
 
You're lucky you got a good cop. If I was there I would have shot you.

daryn 10-18-2005 12:08 AM

Re: F the police. Seriously
 
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Yea Im sure the cop did it. One time I was at a bar and a cop stole my transmission so I wouldnt drive drunk.

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haha nice one

slickpoppa 10-18-2005 12:13 AM

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body shop says it looks 100% like it was done by a police officer to ground the vehicle incase i tried to get it out that night to avoid property damage charges.

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Am I the only one who finds this ridiculous? I didn't know that knife marks look different when they are made by police officers or that guys at body shops are really good at spotting them.

Sifmole 10-18-2005 12:29 AM

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The body shop says it looks 100% like it was done by a police officer to ground the vehicle incase i tried to get it out that night to avoid property damage charges.

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That is one hell-of-a read! 100%!

Sifmole 10-18-2005 12:32 AM

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Torn grass wasent intentional was caught in flooded streets and had to get to high ground.

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You in Jersey? I'm figuring 80% the road was flooded so you decided you would detour through the old guys yard because the extra 10 minutes of your time was worth more than few hundred it will cost him to get his yard fixed up.

BTW -- the reason the cop wouldn't let you move the car is:
1) it very possibly would have caused more damage
-- and we can't really trust your judgement that it wouldn't, look at the first choice you made ( driving through his yard ).
2) it was evidence in a crime scene

Iplayboard 10-18-2005 01:23 AM

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Torn grass wasent intentional was caught in flooded streets and had to get to high ground.

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You in Jersey? I'm figuring 80% the road was flooded so you decided you would detour through the old guys yard because the extra 10 minutes of your time was worth more than few hundred it will cost him to get his yard fixed up.

BTW -- the reason the cop wouldn't let you move the car is:
1) it very possibly would have caused more damage
-- and we can't really trust your judgement that it wouldn't, look at the first choice you made ( driving through his yard ).
2) it was evidence in a crime scene

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The police still shouldn't slash his tires. He could have done something much less extreme like taking the guys plates. The evidence against the policeman in this case is still circumstancial, but if he really did slash the tires he is a [censored] [censored].

PoBoy321 10-18-2005 01:30 AM

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The police still shouldn't slash his tires. He could have done something much less extreme like taking the guys plates. The evidence against the policeman in this case is still circumstancial, but if he really did slash the tires he is a [censored] [censored].

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The odds of the policeman slashing his tires are about 5%. Police have so many other available options for keeping this guy from moving his car that slashing his tires is just idiotic. He can remove the plates, put a boot on him, and other things.

I think OP is just an idiot who got pissed off that the cop inconvenienced him by not allowing him to move his car after he destroyed someone's property. If someone did it, it was likely the property owner or just some random hooligan.

-Skeme- 10-18-2005 01:59 AM

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The odds of the policeman slashing his tires are about 5%. Police have so many other available options for keeping this guy from moving his car that slashing his tires is just idiotic. He can remove the plates, put a boot on him, and other things.

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I agree, but the key element in this accusation against the officer is the dick factor, from both parties. OP was being a dick to the cop, and the cop was allegedly being a dick to OP. So the cop chose the worst way to make sure OP wouldn't leave.


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