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Blarg 10-01-2005 03:43 PM

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My course of action is probably similar to yours -- just at that very moment, of all times possible, getting pulled away by a "friend" to help siphon off some of her social obligations by having to entertain her goofball ugly friend or cousin or look like a rude jackass for brushing her off or not hanging around. You know, the one with the "great personality."

Then coming home pissed off and sans blowjobs and typing up stupid stuff on OOT at 2 a.m. with way too many beers in my gut.

jakethebake 10-01-2005 03:44 PM

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I'm sure she does expect him to say prove it. And I'm betting she will. Girls that go around saying things like that to former coworkers in bars are generally pretty easy.

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Not a stranger. she's a former co-worker

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Fine. FMP.

PoBoy321 10-01-2005 03:49 PM

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This is a completely read dependent situation. Since you're getting pulled away at that moment, I think "You'll have to show me later" would be the best response, because it's already establishing the fact that you're going to get together later. If you just said "prove it," and walked away, you apparently aren't all that interested in her proving it, otherwise you'd stay.

Los Feliz Slim 10-01-2005 03:51 PM

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"That may be true, but do you give really good blow jobs in the bathrooms of bars?"

jakethebake 10-01-2005 03:52 PM

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"That may be true, but do you give really good blow jobs in the bathrooms of bars?"

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Very good. I like this one.

chesspain 10-01-2005 03:53 PM

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I'ld say "I really enjoy receiving good blow jobs."

meleader2 10-01-2005 04:00 PM

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I'd laugh condescendingly, and give off a slight chuckle. She will be a skocked, and mildly curious. At this stage she will ask you what you are laughing at, and then I would say.. "most people who say they give good head, usually give the worst head"

She will of course take this as an affront to her skills, and be more inclined to *prove it*.

saying *prove it* is what she would expect... therefore she would be less likely to do so

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i like this. it's a perfect use of the Neg Hit. don't stress on it though, unless she's real hot because she probably already has low self esteem.

BottlesOf 10-01-2005 04:00 PM

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From what I've noticed the girls who say they give really good blow jobs, are generally mediocre at it.

PoBoy321 10-01-2005 04:02 PM

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From what I've noticed the girls who say they give really good blow jobs, are generally mediocre at it.

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This is very true. I've noticed that the girls who give the best head tend to be kind of insecure, so a girl who says she gives good head is likely too confident to do it well.

jakethebake 10-01-2005 04:02 PM

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From what I've noticed the girls who say they give really good blow jobs, are generally mediocre at it.

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I've received plenty of blowjobs, but have not had many girls tell me this so I think my sample size is too small. For what its worth though, the best blowjob I ever got was from a girl that told me this. She really knew her way around a penis.

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