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09-29-2005 07:41 PM

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Well I now have a much higher opinion of cows, if that helps. Let's try some better ones, cow vs. three cobras, two cows vs a rhinocerous, or cow vs. horse.

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no way a rhino loses this fight. cow vs. horse, though? low center of gravity vs. ability to run faster and kick.....eh i dunno.

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I think a horse would demolish a cow

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wait is this a cow or a bull? bulls are pretty badass dude.

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Yes, this is very confusing. The animal depicted in the link in the OP is definitely a bull, as implied by the ENORMOUS PAIR OF TESTICLES. I would assume that when people say "cow" in the replies they really mean bull, then.

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Well the bovine animal has no gender neutral name that I know of. In the King James Bible, the plural is Kine, our plural is cattle, but how do you refer to a bovine without knowing its gender?

Tron 09-29-2005 07:43 PM

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how do you refer to a bovine without knowing its gender?

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Did you just answer your question... IN THE SAME QUESTION IN WHICH YOU ASKED THE QUESTION?

09-29-2005 07:50 PM

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how do you refer to a bovine without knowing its gender?

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Did you just answer your question... IN THE SAME QUESTION IN WHICH YOU ASKED THE QUESTION?

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Well if you refer to a gender neutral bovine animal as a bovine then yes. This also includes buffalo though so it might not be universally accepted. So, you could say, that is a bovine animal, but is it a cow/bull/ox or is it a buffalo?

I will rephrase, how do you refer to a cow/bull/ox in a gender neutral fashion without including other bovine ruminants? Or, who cares.

Blarg 09-29-2005 08:37 PM

Re: Cow vs. Dogs: Deathmatch
 
The plural of bovine is bovoose.

pudley4 09-29-2005 09:26 PM

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Those aren't dogs, they're overgrown, starving rats.

These dogs are bred to herd cattle, and can weigh 200lbs (solid, not fat)

http://www.geraldgroos.de/Bilder/Ras...an_Bulldog.jpg

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swede123 09-29-2005 09:57 PM

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Well the bovine animal has no gender neutral name that I know of. In the King James Bible, the plural is Kine, our plural is cattle, but how do you refer to a bovine without knowing its gender?

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Cattle.

Swede

vetman81 09-29-2005 10:28 PM

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Well the bovine animal has no gender neutral name that I know of. In the King James Bible, the plural is Kine, our plural is cattle, but how do you refer to a bovine without knowing its gender?

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ox = general term for a bovine regardless of sex

09-29-2005 10:51 PM

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Well, of course the cow is pissed off. Obviously the dogs interrupted his morning bowel movement. Look closer at the second picture.

private joker 09-30-2005 05:28 AM

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The plural of bovine is bovoose.

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Really? You learn something new every day...


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