Re: Please console me after this loss...
 

I lost a grand at 5/10 SH today so please STFU.

Thanks.

Re: Please console me after this loss...
 

You brought a smile to my face, thank you sir.

Re: Please console me after this loss...
 

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haha IN YOUR FACE, LOSER

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This is probably the funniest thing I've ever read on twoplustwo. I literally laughed out loud.

Re: Please console me after this loss...
 

Now you know why I play only NL!

Re: Please console me after this loss...
 

Where's the waaaaahhhhbulance dispatcher?

Re: Please console me after this loss...
 

ended up busting the guy for about $60 20 minutes later.... sorry if i shouldn't of posted this here but if you are so ticked off by the post the best way to make that evident would be to ignore it, not bumping it to the top every 5 minutes with a reply. kthx.

Re: Please console me after this loss...
 

We'd rather insult you. And please explain how you took a single player for 60 bucks in 20 minutes playing .5-1 limit hold 'em. That statement just proves you're lying in an attempt to puff out your chest and sound like a good poker player.

Re: Please console me after this loss...
 

Meh. Mines better I think...suggest you get used to it too.

Although his cards were suited...


Paradise Poker 0.25/0.50 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG 3-bets</font>, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, MP2 calls.

Flop: (21.40 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG bets</font>, UTG+1 folds, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, UTG calls, MP1 calls, MP2 calls.

Turn: (14.70 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG bets</font>, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG 3-bets</font>, (All-In) calls, MP2 calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, MP1 calls, MP2 calls.

River: (26.60 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
MP1 checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 bets</font>, Hero calls, MP1 calls.

Final Pot: 29.60 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
UTG has Ad Qs (one pair, queens).
MP1 has Ks 9c (one pair, kings).
MP2 has 2h 4h (flush, king high).
Hero has Ah Ac (one pair, aces).
Outcome: MP2 wins 29.60 BB. </font>

Re: Please console me after this loss...
 

every time dey make a bad dacision, dat be money in yo pocket baby, money in yo pocket!

Re: Please console me after this loss...
 

So do you want this guy to fold rather than call pre-flop, flop, and turn?

Suck it up and move on...yesterday I got AA 3 times in 10 hands and every one of them suffered a more ridiculous beat than this. But I took good money off the table because eventually bad play catches up with people.

Acme