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and took my dog...


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dude she took your dog? I wouldnt have been calling her a bitch, Ida driven out to tampa and [censored] slapped the [censored] outta that ho....literally. And what kinda roomate lets her do that?

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And what kinda roomate lets her do that?

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This is an excellent point. Unless she had a key, in which case you're an idiot for not getting her key before you dumped her, your roommate should be castrated for allowing that. I can't imagine they kind of person who would take a man's dog, but no guy I know, much less friend/roommate, would allow it to happen.

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The roomate was a girl who used to be best friends with the Ex. She didn't really know what to do. Besides, the Ex brought some guy with her so it's not like she could physically restrain her. She called me and I came home too late.

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And what kinda roomate lets her do that?

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The kind that BONED her before she left with his dog.

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Damn. Got that reply in too late.

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The roomate was a girl who used to be best friends with the Ex. She didn't really know what to do. Besides, the Ex brought some guy with her so it's not like she could physically restrain her. She called me and I came home too late.

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but you still drove to tampa and slapped the [censored] [censored] outta her right? What kinda guy bangs some broad then right after tells her he isnt in love with her but then isnt man enough to get his dog back??? Hell I'd go to war for my dog on the same level of magnitute as if someone kidnapped my GF or raped my mother or something.

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So what happened? Did you just chalk the dog up as a loss? Did you roadtrip to retrieve it, not unlike Big Bird in "Follow that Bird?"

I'm curious as hell.

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I'm curious as hell.

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no kidding. If I dont get some resolution out of this im gunna be upset. I've actually been delaying my run just cuz I wanna find out the answer.

Yes, I am lame.

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I've always found the "i'm a pro poker player" line doesn't work too well. When I say it i can see them thinking "this guy has a gambling problem". Its a line which has had very limited success.

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I've always found the "i'm a pro poker player" line doesn't work too well. When I say it i can see them thinking "this guy has a gambling problem". Its a line which has had very limited success.

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which is why you should make stuff up. Ive been everything from an underwater welder, to the regional distrabution manager for Bobs Big Boy