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Do you know what that joke is from? Well not from, but its a famous joke, thats not really a joke. The whole point is the middle of the story, ie there is no real punch line. There is a dvd out there with a ton of famous comics doing this joke. Google the aristocrats for more answers.

This is in response to teh Carment nsfw joke.

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for real, are you a boy or a girl?

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Doesn't this thread make it obvious?

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I don't mean to be results-oriented in my analysis, but maybe a better thread title would have been "post a funny joke".

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So you post one. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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I don't mean to be results-oriented in my analysis, but maybe a better thread title would have been "post a funny joke".

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no. i like my topic. some of the best jokes are the ones that aren't even funny.

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Shortly after her wedding, the newlywed wife is complaining to her mother about her husband's insatiable sexual appetite.

"He wants to do it 15 times a day, anytime, anyplace, anywhere -- on the table, on the stairs, on the sofa, in the car, in the morning, in the afternoon, and in the evening. I can barely walk anymore!"

The mother advises her daughter to tell him that she has her period, which seems like a good idea.

So that evening, when the husband comes home from work, he proceeds to undress himself and his wife, when she stops him.

"I'm sorry sweetie, but it's that time of the month."

The husband gets up, looks at his wife, and says, "It's all good honey. I understand." He puts on a robe and walks away.

The wife is somewhat surprised at the mature reaction of her husband, until a few minutes later he returns holding two glasses and a bottle of champagne.

So she asks, "What's going on, dear?"

"We're celebrating!" he replies.

"Celebrating? What exactly are we celebrating?" she asks.

"Anal sex week."

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What is the definition of ultimate rejection?








Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.

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"what is E.T short for?
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because of his little legs."

-ricky gervais from 'extras' when prompted to tell someone a joke.

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I don't mean to be results-oriented in my analysis, but maybe a better thread title would have been "post a funny joke".

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no. i like my topic. some of the best jokes are the ones that aren't even funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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<font color="white">To get to the other side.





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What is the definition of ultimate rejection?








Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.

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I thought I could trust you!?!?! [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]