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MEbenhoe 08-14-2005 03:53 AM

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Well, that's good that you're having fun in the dorms.

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everyone has fun at first, then you get sick of it.

johnnybeef 08-14-2005 04:00 AM

Re: First day at college
 
im so jealous

DasLeben 08-14-2005 04:07 AM

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Well, that's good that you're having fun in the dorms.

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everyone has fun at first, then you get sick of it.

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I guess so. I hated it from day one, personally. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

MEbenhoe 08-14-2005 04:08 AM

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Well, that's good that you're having fun in the dorms.

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everyone has fun at first, then you get sick of it.

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I guess so. I hated it from day one, personally. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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just curious, when you showed up on campus did you hear people yelling "NERD!!!!! NERD!!!!!!" ?

Reef 08-14-2005 04:51 AM

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1. Wear a condom
2. skip class and keep up the grades
3. Drink and screw as much as possible

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Reef 08-14-2005 04:53 AM

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This is my dorm, since it's the dorky, alcohol-free dorm.

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go stock your fridge with beer right now

FatalError 08-14-2005 04:58 AM

Re: First day at college
 
have done college... on weed

DcifrThs 08-14-2005 05:28 AM

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words of advice.

1) consider joining a frat. then becoming an officer...president. it makes you really understand things about yourself you never did or thought possible before. it also ingrains charater and honor. not to mention awesome parties and women.

2) only skip classes as, uh, well...try not to but its gunna happen a LOT.

3) experiment within bounds. dont take everything to its addictive conclusion. personally ive never done coke or any hard drugs but experimented a lot w/ women and shrooms etc..

4) talk to alumni from your school who studied in different areas to get an idea where the best TEACHERS are. its from the best teachers that you will get the best education. (this is also where a fraternity helps b/c your elder brothers will know this stuff.)

4a) do as well as you can b/c you'll wish you did.
5) excersize regularly.

6) thats all i can think of for now...BUT YOU BETTER EFFING ENJOY THIS SH*T

-Barron

RocketManJames 08-14-2005 05:51 AM

Re: First day at college
 
That's awesome. Have lots of fun.

3 rules I learned:

1) There are only two reasons to stay up late: You're getting laid or you are out drinking with friends.

2) You don't need to pass with the highest marks... a 3.0 is generally good enough for any company you want to work for. Ignore this if you are thinking of doing graduate school immediately after.

3) Last, but not least. If you aren't wasted... the day is.

-RMJ

cnfuzzd 08-14-2005 05:51 AM

Re: First day at college
 
wait till you have the " we are going to watch movies and smoke pot all day" marathon. Thats next saturday. Couple of years from now, you will have the "im only drinking screwdrivers" semester. Let me know how that works out....

peace

john nickle


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