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jakethebake 06-29-2005 08:30 AM

Re: Reasons to hate Paul Phillips
 
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3. For someone with millions, his woman is QUITE sub-par.

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This is against the rules. Someone should take you out and beat the [censored] out of you, but I guess that's why you stick to anonymous Internet forums.

Russ McGinley 06-29-2005 09:05 AM

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http://trephination.net/gallery/macr...hreadsucks.gif

meow_meow 06-29-2005 09:11 AM

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3. For someone with millions, his woman is QUITE sub-par.


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What, Paul's wife is a scratch golfer?
He never mentions it in his blog, he must be jealous or something.
That's pretty low.

Daliman 06-29-2005 09:12 AM

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1. We had to hear (the only two times he'll make a WPT final table) that he made millions on 'dot.com' and isn't really playing for the money.

2. He's a pretencious prick, who loves to brag about tearing up a $2-$5 NL table. Are you serious???

3. For someone with millions, his woman is QUITE sub-par.

4. If he makes this laydown, he might regret it for 10 years. Thank GOD he didn't need the money.

5. For making a spectacle out of his heads-up match with Phil Hellmuth, he really choked a bucket of something . . .

6. For exhausting time in his retirement years looking for a jpeg with the Captain Obvious line, then posting it to all us 2+2 plebians.

7. They may show his plassable girl both time's he's been on tv, but his voice REAKS of homosexuality.

8. Its a crime he still has more kidneys than Jennifer Harmen.

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Reasons to hate Johnnyj580

1. We had to read (concerning the 2 WPT final tables PP has made, which is 2 more than johnny will, oh and don;t forget turning stone either...) that he actualy created an account just to rip on a great player.

2. He's a moron, who doesn't reaize PP is tongue-in-cheek about tearing up a 2-5 table, and is also jealous because he couldn't. PP may be a bit PRETENTIOUS, but he makes up for it with equal amounts of self-effacement.

3. For someone with his millions, his woman is QUITE attractive, intelligent, and actually someone he is in love with, rather than a trohy wife, and almost assuredly beter looking than johnnyj's woman.

4. I'm sure the laydown he did or didn't make STILL equals 10x what johnny will EVER make in poker.

5. For someone having fun with PH, some people sure do misiniterpret him as choking, even though PP said earlier he wasn't very good at headsup play, and that PH was a decided favorite vs. him. Yes, HUGE choke, losing to the eventual winner and one of the best tourney players of all time.

6. http://www.frontiernet.net/~joe14580...%20obvious.jpghttp://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/btn/c...the_rescue.gif

Daliman: Not retired. Time "exhausted" finding 2x as many Captain obvious jpeg's: 26 seconds. And I'm not a tenth as net-savvy as PP.
7.I'll let you pass on the "plassable" typo, but it's WREAKS or even REEKS, but not REAKS, you moran.

8. IF you're so worried about kidneys, donate your own.

Oh, and here's another 17 seconds of MY workday wasted;
http://www.minilifemusic.com/my%20fa...fuck%20off.jpg

LuvDemNutz 06-29-2005 09:23 AM

Re: Reasons to hate Paul Phillips
 
10. He's smarter than you, richer than you and infinitely better at poker than you'll ever be.

LetYouDown 06-29-2005 09:25 AM

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7.I'll let you pass on the "plassable" typo, but it's WREAKS or even REEKS, but not REAKS, you moran.

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I love when someone goes out of their way to criticize someone's spelling and calls the OP a "moran".

Moonsugar 06-29-2005 09:26 AM

Re: Reasons to hate Paul Phillips
 
grow up

LetYouDown 06-29-2005 09:28 AM

Re: Reasons to hate Paul Phillips
 
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grow up

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You tell him! Besides, I think OP is Sklansky.

jcmack13 06-29-2005 09:31 AM

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7.I'll let you pass on the "plassable" typo, but it's WREAKS or even REEKS, but not REAKS, you moran.

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I love when someone goes out of their way to criticize someone's spelling and calls the OP a "moran".

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It's an internet jopke to spell it "moran".

LetYouDown 06-29-2005 09:33 AM

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That's a good joke. I'll be sure to save that for parties.


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