My haiku: aces
 

Raise it up I say
You re-raise and smile at me
I crush your puny tens.

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Bodacious tatas
Just slightly animated
Behind the tall stack

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What is a Haiku?
Sorry, don't really get it...
Wait...isn't THIS one?

-ZEN

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First night was for fun
Second night was for real cash
Now I'm in big debt

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T.E.C freeroll
with fifteen hundred people
I came 18th, yay

playing 7-card-ball
stupid dirtbag pots the eight
pip pip cheerio

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where are all the girls?
13 to 1 ratio?
i need to get laid!

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my haiku from the last trip to Vegas for the World Poker Blogger Tour

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no luck the first day
second day the fish pay off
time to run like hell

RB

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Poker on TV
is really friggin stupid
ill designed structure

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From last night:

I have pocket jacks,
His pocket eights are no good...
F***ing two-outer.

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Two Seven offsuit
What do you mean, a bad hand?
I made a full house