Re: Do we buy him an ass wiper? (seriously)
 

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Show him this thread.

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Or even show him the thread from a few months ago about being a back-side ass wiper or a front-side nut sack lifting wiper and ask him which one he is?

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Re: Do we buy him an ass wiper? (seriously)
 

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Show him this thread.

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Or even show him the thread from a few months ago about being a back-side ass wiper or a front-side nut sack lifting wiper and ask him which one he is?

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I've discovered what's missing in my life.

Re: Do we buy him an ass wiper? (seriously)
 

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Show him this thread.

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Or even show him the thread from a few months ago about being a back-side ass wiper or a front-side nut sack lifting wiper and ask him which one he is?

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Re: Do we buy him an ass wiper? (seriously)
 

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Show him this thread.

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Or even show him the thread from a few months ago about being a back-side ass wiper or a front-side nut sack lifting wiper and ask him which one he is?

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People wipe from the front? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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Apparently...There was a poll included in the old post.

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Re: Do we buy him an ass wiper? (seriously)
 

I use varied techniques from the front and the back. It's all very complicated, edfurlong, you wouldn't understand.

Re: Do we buy him an ass wiper? (seriously)
 

Boss: Do you dump wherever you're standing, or do you use toilets? Or, do you use some magical Centaur toilet?

Centaur: We use regular bathrooms.

Boss: Do you use special Centaur toilet paper?

Centaur: Nope. We use nortmal toilet paper.

Boss: How do you reach back there.. to wipe yourself?

Centaur: Uh.. there is a device we use, it's called an Aubesian - it's a stainless steel telescoping rod, with gripper claws, and a sort of toggle line that allows you to move the paper back and forth.

Boss: So.. there's a company that manufactures Centaur asswipers?

Centaur: Aubesians, yes. Um.. there's a store that's a sort of crate-and-barrel for Centaurs, called Aubesians & Such.. there's one on 57th Street.

Boss: I've seen that establishment.

Re: Do we buy him an ass wiper? (seriously)
 

Well so far my searching has found a thread where people talking about standing to wipe! What the [censored] is wrong with you people? How can you wipe your ass wrong?

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Re: Do we buy him an ass wiper? (seriously)
 

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Well so far my searching has found a thread where people talking about standing to wipe! What the [censored] is wrong with you people? How can you wipe your ass wrong?

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Found it...Keywords "Sack lifting"

Wipe...Sit, Stand, Lean, Front, Back, Side, or Just Duckwalk to the shower and hose that crap out.

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Describe to him the 3-sheet method

1 for up
1 for down
1 for polishing

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Show him this thread.

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Or even show him the thread from a few months ago about being a back-side ass wiper or a front-side nut sack lifting wiper and ask him which one he is?

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as far as i know, all women wipe front to back. and apparantly some men.

Barron