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bozlax 06-22-2005 08:39 PM

Re: Poker haiku
 
[ QUOTE ]
Ten-Ten Under the Gun.

[/ QUOTE ]

Make it, "Ten-ten-U-T-G" to get the phrasing right.

bozlax 06-22-2005 08:44 PM

Re: Poker haiku
 
"Me No Likey Money," Part II

Six-six-O-O-P
Six flops check-call check-call
Six net 'cuz no bet

TomBrooks 06-23-2005 03:23 AM

Re: Poker haiku
 
This one is called:
In Praise of sLAGs

Raise VPIP.
You play too tight, for winnings
To be maximized.

Watain 06-23-2005 06:45 AM

Re: Poker haiku
 
Playing like [censored]
Do you stupid fishy
CatchŽnŽeat i will

Wow!!! - That sucked... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

mackthefork 06-23-2005 07:56 AM

Re: Poker haiku
 
Slow play aces, flop set
I Check, reverse implied odds,
Thousand twon, I cry.

Regards Mack

BTW I suck

Disconnected 06-23-2005 09:52 PM

Re: Poker haiku
 
At one recent time
Didn't shadow29
Make all posts haiku?

DCWildcat 06-23-2005 10:05 PM

Re: Poker haiku
 
"Gutshot"

Always chasing down
From the kiddie pool are we?
Fucking variance.

El Cuchara 06-23-2005 10:26 PM

Re: Poker haiku
 
no fold 'em

You call my reraise
because your cards are suited.
you think it's gambling?

DavidC 06-23-2005 10:53 PM

Re: Poker haiku
 
Slowplayed my aces
Sklansky Shakes Head, Disapproves
Asks, "Do you see why?"

DCWildcat 06-23-2005 11:29 PM

Re: Poker haiku
 
[ QUOTE ]
Slowplayed my aces
Sklansky Shakes Head, Disapproves
Asks, "Do you see why?"

[/ QUOTE ]

should be stickied


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