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"Girls - piss here"

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Sausage and pepperoni

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dammit!

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how many other people also looked at this thread and were just itching to post something like pepperoni thinking it would be really witty or something? We know it's a dumb joke, but something compells us.

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I just assumed it would be another stupid poll with all the tombstone flavors on it...

Where does that put me?

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Sausage and pepperoni

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dammit!

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how many other people also looked at this thread and were just itching to post something like pepperoni thinking it would be really witty or something? We know it's a dumb joke, but something compells us.

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when i saw that it already had 21 replies i thought "man, it'll be too late to make a joke about pizza toppings."

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If you have to die, die BIG.

Or here rest the soul of the damned...the damned good lookin.

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Pepperoni and mushrooms.

(I'm sure this line has already been taken somewhere in this thread.)

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"Girls - piss here"

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kinky... perv.

lol- "when i die i want to come back as a seat on a girls bike'

-steve martin

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"Died Tragically Rescuing His Family From The Remains Of A Destroyed Sinking Battleship."

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how many other people also looked at this thread and were just itching to post something like pepperoni thinking it would be really witty or something? We know it's a dumb joke, but something compells us.

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I opened it to do so.

Since I'm going to be cremated, if anyone heeds my wishes, I'm also not going to have a headstone.

I was contemplating the construction of an enormous cenotaph. Since, in keeping with tradition, no actual remains are interred there, hopefully it won't run afoul of zoning restrictions. Will make the property a [censored] bitch to sell though.

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bracelet me plz

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"Too many 5 year olds"

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Nice.

-d