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12-01-2005 02:21 PM

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24 lolipops that Jenna Jameson used in her stripclub tour as "props." She'd take the wrapper off of a lolipop, put it in her mouth and lick it lasciviously, then place it up her cootchie and pretend to masturbate with it, take it out, lick it some more, and place it in a baggie so the patrons could buy it for 5 bucks.

No, I'm not kidding.

Through circumstances I really don't remember, I had to transport some extras that didn't sell in my car for her. She never returned to get them. Hence, my ownership of Jenna Pussie Pops.

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can i get a lick?

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Just how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

benza13 12-01-2005 02:21 PM

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Dom,

How many PM offers do you now have after posting that?

emil3000 12-01-2005 02:43 PM

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I have a skull from some unknown buried in a Polish graveyard around 1940ish, supposedly. I got it from my previous roommate who used to go to school in Poland.
It's currently sitting on my windowsill and functioning as storage for various items. You can play a lot of fun games with it though, such as "Hide The Skull", where you hide it in places where it will turn up unexpected, such as the refrigerator, a breadbox, or similar.

CrazyEyez 12-01-2005 02:54 PM

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Dom,

How many PM offers do you now have after posting that?

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Some sort of contest should be held. "If Dr. Dom uses one of your questions in his next article, you'll receive one authentic Jenna Jameson lollipop! Be the envy of your friends! (Dr. Dom assumes no liability with regards to transferrence of disease. One per household.)"

I wonder how I would explain it to my wife when she finds one in the mail...

PokerGoblin 12-01-2005 02:55 PM

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Jenna Pussie Pops

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lol... they should make a cereal called this.

12-01-2005 03:02 PM

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It's not that weird but I stole one of these from my secondary school when I was drunk. http://www.anatomy-resources.com/hum...s/sh265-ba.jpg

It was funny because I just walked into a class and put it under my jacket right in front of the teacher and either she didn't notice or pretended not to notice because she realised there was nothing she could do, even though the whole class (a group of 12 year olds) was screaming "he took the eye, he took the eye".

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Wait...you were drunk when you were 12 years old and stole one of these?

As for those PMing for pussy pops, watch out. You'll probably get some lollipop licked by a deluded middle-aged dude who got beard hairs all over it. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

12-01-2005 03:02 PM

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I have a skull from some unknown buried in a Polish graveyard around 1940ish, supposedly. I got it from my previous roommate who used to go to school in Poland.
It's currently sitting on my windowsill and functioning as storage for various items. You can play a lot of fun games with it though, such as "Hide The Skull", where you hide it in places where it will turn up unexpected, such as the refrigerator, a breadbox, or similar.

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This is a human skull? Would you consider selling it? I've always wanted one. Seriously.

Piiop 12-01-2005 03:29 PM

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Two nude chalk drawings done by my grandfather who has since passed. It's at once awesome and messed up that I check out women he likely did when he was much younger.

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You ever do the deed to those?

MasterShakes 12-01-2005 04:54 PM

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Two nude chalk drawings done by my grandfather who has since passed. It's at once awesome and messed up that I check out women he likely did when he was much younger.

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You ever do the deed to those?

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No... they're just not nasty enough for that. Too tasteful.

jba 12-01-2005 04:57 PM

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I need to find someplace better to store this:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...h/PB300002.jpg

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wtf


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