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IndieMatty 12-13-2005 12:26 PM

Re: Why is Chuck Norris funny?
 
It's a ripoff of the Bill Bratsky snl sketch. They just replace the name so the character is "known, but weird". The sentiment is the same. Absurd statements. thats it.

man 12-13-2005 02:06 PM

Re: Why is Chuck Norris funny?
 
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dude, one time a friend of mine questioned chuck norris' comedic fortitude in private and I never saw him again. you've done it in a public forum. good luck to you sir.

12-13-2005 02:13 PM

Re: Why is Chuck Norris funny?
 
Because it is stupid. And stupid is funny.

EMcWilliams 12-13-2005 02:16 PM

Re: Why is Chuck Norris funny?
 
I think the facts would be funny if said about most ppl, as they are well placed jokes. Chuck Norris is a good target because he is pretty well known and a terrible actor with a terrible CV. Everyone knows him and the randomness factor of it being Chuck Norris makes this funny. I think they are overdone now but the first time I ran across one of the fact dealies I thought it was funny.

antifish225 12-13-2005 02:17 PM

Re: Why is Chuck Norris funny?
 
4- Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a
stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub.
Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered,
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the
crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away

24- When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes
only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has
not had to pay taxes ever.

12-13-2005 02:22 PM

Re: Why is Chuck Norris funny?
 
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

avisco01 12-13-2005 02:53 PM

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especially guys in collge, rolling on the floor laughing.

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Well, these people are likely just laughing because it's become a cool topic to laugh about. You should distance yourself from these folks like they have AIDS deluxe.

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istewart is right

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He is funny for the same reasons The Hoff, The Fonze, and Screech are funny. Incidentally, I was laughing at Chuck Norris BEFORE it was the cool thing to do...

12-13-2005 03:09 PM

Re: Why is Chuck Norris funny?
 
I thought Dodge Ball was a bad movie until Chuck Norris appeared in it. Then I realized it roundhouse kicks Citizen Kane in the face.

avisco01 12-13-2005 03:14 PM

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I thought Dodge Ball was a bad movie until Chuck Norris appeared in it. Then I realized it roundhouse kicks Citizen Kane in the face.

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Loved Dodgeball, and thought Chuckie was simply the icing on the cake elevating this film to CLASSIC STATUS...

Stuey 12-15-2005 06:11 PM

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