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housenuts 11-15-2005 03:59 AM

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as she was telling him her number i wrote it down myself so i could call her later too. actually i didn't, but i should have.

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Let's say that you did, in fact, call that woman. What would you say? I'm not sure that the whole "Hi, how are you" bit would go over so well as it would probably be followed by "Yeah, um, I don't know you, and we've never met, but I overheard you giving your number to some guy, so I wrote it down and thought I'd call you."

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i wasn't saying i didn't call her. i was saying i didn't write her number down...that would be creepy. but i should have because it would have been funny

housenuts 11-15-2005 04:02 AM

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here's one i used at the campus bar once.

it was about the middle of the night and we were leaving. there was this girl at the door. i said hi, and she smiled back and said hi. then i said "alright my friends and i are leaving right now but here's what's going to happen. when i run into you next on campus we're gonna go get a coffee, ok?"

she was like "what are the chances of that?!?! why don't you just take my number right now"

sold. too easy.

diebitter 11-15-2005 04:02 AM

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"Hi! How's it going?" and a nice smile, as opposed to inane grin or evil leer.

I'm not kidding.

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Does that really work? It seems so... simple. I'll try it out tomorrow and give you a trip report. I have to say that despite my dashing good lucks, I have low expectations.

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If you look okay, are clean and reasonably well-dressed, and don't just dribble, have a voice like Mr Bean, hum to yourself or say something like 'who you callin a psycho?' as the follow up, I'd say very good chances. And welcome to the next part of your life. Have fun now!


PS. make 'Confidence not ego' your watchwords.

Blarg 11-15-2005 04:10 AM

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Ralph Wiggum's line to Lisa still rates as an all time smooth classic:

Ralph: So, do you like...stuff?

TripleH68 11-15-2005 04:12 AM

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If a girl came up to you in a coffee shop what would she need to say to have a chance with you?

My point exactly.

scotty34 11-15-2005 04:12 AM

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Ralph Wiggum's line to Lisa still rates as an all time smooth classic:

Ralph: So, do you like...stuff?

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A friend of mine told us to watch as he tried this one on various girls for our amusement. Most of the girls didn't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for him, and in general looked really confused. It actually got a conversation going a couple of times though.

manpower 11-15-2005 04:13 AM

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"Hi, I don't come here often. What do you think of their _______"

housenuts 11-15-2005 04:15 AM

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If a girl came up to you in a coffee shop what would she need to say to have a chance with you?

My point exactly.

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this is a good concept

siccjay 11-15-2005 04:16 AM

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If a girl came up to you in a coffee shop what would she need to say to have a chance with you?

My point exactly.

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this is a good concept

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Agreed.

They are just people, just like us men.

11-15-2005 04:17 AM

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i dont know, but i think for guys, this is highly dependent on how attractive the girl is.


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