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CORed 07-14-2005 11:59 AM

Re: Gold Bond + Ball Sac = Sweetness
 
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I use cortizone-10 if I get a case of monkey butt or swamp ass. Believe it or not those are two different things

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I wouldn't know. Medical terminology confuses the hell out of me.

JTrout 07-14-2005 12:16 PM

Re: Gold Bond + Ball Sac = Sweetness
 
I foresee an upsurge in sales.
Is this a Proctor & Gamble product?

jakethebake 07-14-2005 12:19 PM

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I foresee an upsurge in sales.

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...especially if someone were to recommend using it while fighting five year olds.

oddjob 07-14-2005 12:22 PM

Re: Gold Bond + Ball Sac = Sweetness
 
ok, so i've heard of this but have never used it. what is the end result of sweaty ass/balls and gold bond? seems to me the end product would be kinda gross. then what do you guys do if you're about to get naked with a lady?

just curious.

kipin 07-14-2005 03:12 PM

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ok, so i've heard of this but have never used it. what is the end result of sweaty ass/balls and gold bond? seems to me the end product would be kinda gross. then what do you guys do if you're about to get naked with a lady?

just curious.

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Are you aware they can't actually see you from behind the computer screen?

PocketJokers72 07-14-2005 04:39 PM

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ok, so i've heard of this but have never used it. what is the end result of sweaty ass/balls and gold bond? seems to me the end product would be kinda gross. then what do you guys do if you're about to get naked with a lady?

just curious.

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Are you aware they can't actually see you from behind the computer screen?

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Well Played, Sir!

SCfuji 07-14-2005 04:51 PM

Re: Gold Bond + Ball Sac = Sweetness
 
just dont do it with icy hot. disastrous, just disastrous.

rusty JEDI 07-15-2005 05:06 AM

Re: Gold Bond + Ball Sac = Sweetness
 
What is the proper method of application.

1. Sprinkle it into the boxers and then put them on.
2. Sprinkle it in to your hand and apply it that way
3. squeeze the bottle so it blows everywhere while aimed at crotch

rJ

jakethebake 07-15-2005 08:45 AM

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An excellent question. I never found a good answer. I think this is one of the reasons I stopped using it.

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What is the proper method of application.

1. Sprinkle it into the boxers and then put them on.
2. Sprinkle it in to your hand and apply it that way
3. squeeze the bottle so it blows everywhere while aimed at crotch

rJ

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ChipWrecked 07-15-2005 09:30 AM

Re: Gold Bond + Ball Sac = Sweetness
 
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What is the proper method of application.

1. Sprinkle it into the boxers and then put them on.
2. Sprinkle it in to your hand and apply it that way
3. squeeze the bottle so it blows everywhere while aimed at crotch

rJ

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The answer is 2), while in shower so you don't bust ass slipping on spilled powder on the floor. Or make a mess you have to hear about later, if you're married.

Do you really wear boxers tight enough to figure #1 is feasible?


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