Re: french girl
 

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Il n'y a pas de femmes frigides. Il n'y a que de mauvaises langues…
L'intelligence, on croit toujours en avoir assez, vu que c'est avec ça qu'on juge…
Si la merde avait de la valeur, les pauvres naîtraient sans trou du cul
Fait du bien a Bretrand il te le rend en caguant!

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I'll nail ya against the fridge, baby. I'll nail ya with my moving words. Your intelligence, and wonderful wide ass, I want to love with my huge manhood. If [censored] awaits on my valour, I'll find a new way for some nutrients. If however your name is actually Bertrand, I'll rend apart your pooper!

I have a gift for languages.

Re: french girl
 

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collez-le dans son pooper

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awesome.

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Shouldn't it be 'sa pooper'?

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I think that depends on whether the noun "pooper" is masculine or feminine, not the person. I don't know what sex "pooper" is though.

Re: french girl
 

Je suis un idiot essayant de vous impressionner.

Or something like that.

Re: french girl
 

Vous me plaisez, il y a quelque chose en vous qui m'attire et que j'aime bien.

Re: french girl
 

Où est la bibliothèque?

Re: french girl
 

j'aime de grandes fesses et je ne peux pas me trouver

Re: french girl
 

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...and she's at my door asking me to help move a futon. It's not my job, but how can i refuse?
damn fine.

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Congrats. You're well on your way to being played.

Re: french girl
 

"J'étais le meilleur dans le comté en 1995. J'ai eu quinze attirails pour des pertes."


(I don't know if pooper is masculine or feminine, though derriere is, apparently masculine (surprising)...I'm just typing stuff into babelfish.)

Re: french girl
 

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Où est la bibliothèque?

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awesome, after reading the original post that was my first thought. la bibliothèque is #1.

second was "mangez la pomme avec moi" not as cool but these are the only words i remember from 3 years of high school french.

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"J'étais le meilleur dans le comté en 1995. J'ai eu quinze attirails pour des pertes."


(I don't know if pooper is masculine or feminine, though derriere is, apparently masculine (surprising)...I'm just typing stuff into babelfish.)

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Okay, I could be wrong, but does:

"J'étais le meilleur dans le comté en 1995."

mean: "I was 'All County' in '95."

?