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youtalkfunny 12-10-2005 06:56 AM

Re: \"oh stacy!\"
 
This isn't going to sound on topic at first, but trust me on this one:

This conversation is going to happen about 1000 times in Las Vegas sportsbooks this week:

BETTOR: Man, I've been waiting in this line for about an hour!

TICKET WRITER: Yeah, we got busy on an NFL Sunday, who'd've thunk it?

BETTOR: Oh, well. Gimme the Jaguars for $100.

TICKET WRITER: (sensing that we've got a newbie on our hands) Here you go, check your ticket, sir.

BETTOR: Wait a minute! Dude, you gave me a ticket on the Jaguars!

TICKET WRITER: Yeah?

BETTOR: I asked for the Colts!

TICKET WRITER: I'll be glad to change it for you, but trust me, you asked for the Jags.

BETTOR: No way! I would never bet on those rat Jags! You're lying! I never said that!

GUY WAITING IN LINE: Dude, you told him Jags.

BETTOR: I did? Really?

I booked in Vegas for years, and saw this scene a million times.

Why did the guy say Jags? The Jags are taking up a huge part of his subconscious. They're the team that can beat him out of $100. They're the only thing standing in the way of an easy win.

I hope that makes you feel better. Sorry, I can't think of how to word it to make your GF feel better, though.

EDIT: I should add, another common response to, "You said Jags," is, "Yeah, I did, didn't I? That's weird. I definitely want to bet AGAINST the Jags, and ON the Colts."

I sure factors that contributed to this were: getting worn down by standing in line for an hour; sensory overload, being in a sportsbook for the first time; and being so excited to actually be making a sports bet in Vegas, that they're not paying strict attention to what's coming out of their mouth. When the mouth goes on auto-pilot, that's when strange things get said.

12-10-2005 07:05 AM

Re: \"oh stacy!\"
 
[ QUOTE ]
This isn't going to sound on topic at first, but trust me on this one:

This conversation is going to happen about 1000 times in Las Vegas sportsbooks this week:

BETTOR: Man, I've been waiting in this line for about an hour!

TICKET WRITER: Yeah, we got busy on an NFL Sunday, who'd've thunk it?

BETTOR: Oh, well. Gimme the Jaguars for $100.

TICKET WRITER: (sensing that we've got a newbie on our hands) Here you go, check your ticket, sir.

BETTOR: Wait a minute! Dude, you gave me a ticket on the Jaguars!

TICKET WRITER: Yeah?

BETTOR: I asked for the Colts!

TICKET WRITER: I'll be glad to change it for you, but trust me, you asked for the Jags.

BETTOR: No way! I would never bet on those rat Jags! You're lying! I never said that!

GUY WAITING IN LINE: Dude, you told him Jags.

BETTOR: I did? Really?

I booked in Vegas for years, and saw this scene a million times.

Why did the guy say Jags? The Jags are taking up a huge part of his subconscious. They're the team that can beat him out of $100. They're the only thing standing in the way of an easy win.

I hope that makes you feel better. Sorry, I can't think of how to word it to make your GF feel better, though.

EDIT: I should add, another common response to, "You said Jags," is, "Yeah, I did, didn't I? That's weird. I definitely want to bet AGAINST the Jags, and ON the Colts."

I sure factors that contributed to this were: getting worn down by standing in line for an hour; sensory overload, being in a sportsbook for the first time; and being so excited to actually be making a sports bet in Vegas, that they're not paying strict attention to what's coming out of their mouth. When the mouth goes on auto-pilot, that's when strange things get said.

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You sir, yes you! Just WOW that made total and complete sense to me O_O

nicely done!

Mike Haven 12-10-2005 07:23 AM

Re: \"oh stacy!\"
 
[ QUOTE ]
my dick goes limp

[/ QUOTE ]

You have to admit to yourself that it's time for professional help, mate.

tonypaladino 12-10-2005 07:24 AM

Re: \"oh stacy!\"
 
MH,

Nice

TONY

siccjay 12-10-2005 07:31 AM

Re: \"oh stacy!\"
 
You clearly need to find the forum she posted this story on, make a gimmick account there and give her advice to forgive you.

housenuts 12-10-2005 07:40 AM

Re: \"oh stacy!\"
 
does your girlfriend know that you also love gorie?

diebitter 12-10-2005 07:41 AM

Re: \"oh stacy!\"
 
'oh gorie!'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Alex Levin 12-10-2005 07:42 AM

Re: \"oh stacy!\"
 
You definitely should have played it off as if you were joking as soon as you realized what you did. She probably would have understood considering the perceived tension with this relationship and might have even found it funny. As far as what to do from here, it's pretty much in her court as to whether she'll forgive you or not. There's not much you can do.

SammyKid11 12-10-2005 07:46 AM

Re: \"oh stacy!\"
 
Dude, I just thought of something. Offer to eat her out...the best oral she's ever had...and tell her she can fantasize/callout whatever name/person she wants. If you're lucky she'll cry "oh Stacy" as well and you can hook up what you've been wanting to hook up ever since you met the two of them.

If you're unlucky, she'll call your brother's/best friend's/dad's name and it'll kill your hard-on for the next month (okay, maybe year if dad). But you'll have your gf back.........




(and it won't be worth it)

wacki 12-10-2005 07:58 AM

Re: \"oh stacy!\"
 
Just tell her it was one of these:

Linky


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