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pokergrader 12-12-2005 08:07 PM

Re: Some moron and his AA
 
This is by far the dumbest thread I have read so far in this forum.

TheBlueMonster 12-12-2005 08:14 PM

Re: Some moron and his AA
 
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TL;DR

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translated: "I am 29, i am a huge moron, i have never had a girlfriend, i doesnt have time to read a paragraph post, but i type out stupid things like "TL;DR" to illustrate to everyone that i am a stoner who lives, works, masturbates, etc. etc. in my parents' basement. hopefully i will get hit by a car soon and stop wasting the rest of the world's air..."

no, this is not a joke, i couldnt believe this idiot called either, and yes, i am aware that AA beats KK preflop, but once he saw that flop and saw that i check raised him, he had to know that his hand was beat. He fished out there, the point is that even 27o can beat AA. this guy, just like a lot of people, cant just learn to fold

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Just to clear this up, I'm 20, I'm smarter than you I have a hot girlfriend, nope I normally don't have time to read this pointless rabble, I am a stoner and I laugh at you for using that label like it's a bad thing, and I live in a pimpass house and go to a university thanks to poker. Seriously, my live > your life.

OK I read your post now, and I now realized why I didn't read it. I never trust a guy with a 26 post count, cuz they always post meaningless [censored] like this.

Yes, I know 27o can be AA. Everybody else here does too. Most of us play hundreds of hands of poker a day, we've seen it all. But that's not what happened here. Your KK got beat by AA. Cry me a [censored] river. No micro-limit player in their right mind's gonna fold that flop with AA ...

You're better off just telling everybody that this post was a joke; otherwise you're gonna continue looking like the fool that you are ya [censored]' penny-ante loser.

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Kyle

PS - You suck at poker and at life.

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which one is your girlfriend?

Cumulonimbus 12-12-2005 08:17 PM

Re: Some moron and his AA
 
Yeah this thread does suck. I recommend it be locked or deleted. The blonde one's my gf.

12-12-2005 11:37 PM

Re: Some moron and his AA
 
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Yeah this thread does suck. I recommend it be locked or deleted. The blonde one's my gf.

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"the blonde one's my gf." that explains it, nothing more needs to be said. and btw, there is no way in hell that you are smarter than me, i would own you in a game of trivial pursuit.

12-12-2005 11:39 PM

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This is by far the dumbest thread I have read so far in this forum.

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this is the dumbest PERSON i have come across in this forum

12-12-2005 11:41 PM

Re: Some moron and his AA
 
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$0.50/$1.00 table on AP

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Nobody is folding AA on that flop at this level. Nobody. Hell I think it would be a mistake to fold AA on that board, no matter what your opposition. You have to be trolling...

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uhhh if your opposition was KK or 22 for that matter on this flop, you would have to be stevie wonder's less intelligent little brother not to

Victor 12-12-2005 11:45 PM

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Was it really smart to check raise that turn?

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i agree. bet/3bet is better.

12-12-2005 11:45 PM

Re: Some moron and his KK
 
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taking my own life seems like it might be the next step for me....

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Finally, an intelligent piece of posting from you. I agree.

-ZEN

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you mean to tell me that natural selection hasn't whiped this moron off the planet yet?!?!?!?! WTF!?!?!?!?!

i see they gave you an extra long break from working the floor at circuit city, it must have taken you like 4.5 hours to type your post. my oh my there certainly are a lot of letters in the words you used, good for you.

JihadOnTheRiver 12-13-2005 12:16 AM

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thus rendering our friend short on his Porshe payment,

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Briliant

12-13-2005 12:29 AM

Re: Some moron and his AA
 
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TL;DR

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translated: "I am 29, i am a huge moron, i have never had a girlfriend, i doesnt have time to read a paragraph post, but i type out stupid things like "TL;DR" to illustrate to everyone that i am a stoner who lives, works, masturbates, etc. etc. in my parents' basement. hopefully i will get hit by a car soon and stop wasting the rest of the world's air..."

no, this is not a joke, i couldnt believe this idiot called either, and yes, i am aware that AA beats KK preflop, but once he saw that flop and saw that i check raised him, he had to know that his hand was beat. He fished out there, the point is that even 27o can beat AA. this guy, just like a lot of people, cant just learn to fold

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Odds of you NOT having trips or two pair is better than your having a single pair. In other words, guy with AA could have easily taken you for AK or KQ. Would you say he's a morong for betting what he thought was a higher pair (AA) against a likely lower pair (KK with A or Q kicker)?


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