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The Yugoslavian 11-08-2005 04:37 AM

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I'm not exactly sure why everyone seems so rabid to F this chick. I can let it marinate.

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No, really, you can't. Read Dr Dom's thread again. Letting it marinate could have disastrous consequences.

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Oh, I've definitely read his threads. Several times.

I think being chill about it is a fine line though....but many people seem to be advocating a much more aggressive stance with her when we went out. That could be fine too. Either way I can't get together with her for another week. So I'm trying to look at the upside of it, [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img].

Yugoslav

pergesu 11-08-2005 04:57 AM

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many people seem to be advocating a much more aggressive stance with her when we went out

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The thing is, your aggression factor is 0.

For another stupid poker analogy, you check-folded the nuts when your opponent pushed.

Like I said on AIM, the stripper probably worked out incredibly for you, if you had recognized the opportunity. After the dance and her "confusion," she was all juiced up sexually, a ridiculous amount of hormones rushing through her. This is when you give her a strong kiss, and the juxtaposition of the scrippa's sensuality and the primal sexual aggression that only a man can deliver will drive her absolutely insane.

Then the thread could be titled "How I pwnt a freak."

diebitter 11-08-2005 05:24 AM

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Yugo, I thought I told you that this chick wants to [censored]. I hope its not too late.

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I'm not exactly sure why everyone seems so rabid to F this chick. I can let it marinate.

Besides, I'll be in Amsterdam for a week starting Wednesday so I'll have other things on my mind, [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img].

Yugoslav

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That's cool, but this will not work out. She's hot and ready, and you're gonna leave it - she's gonna feel cheapened and disposable unless you do some fancy AIM work and explain exactly why you can't see her ASAP.

Also, I read this girl as quite sweet and actually new to sex, but in a definite experimental phase (what you think Yug, am I waaaaaaaaaaay off or what?), and sounds like could be a cool thing to continue with. (I don't know why, I keep thinking Vince Vaughn and the hot redhead in Wedding Crashers [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] )

Just make sure you learn from your mistake here.

Mistakes are fine, not learning from them isn't.


I'm not criticising, by the way. I think it sounds fun, you had fun, and you aren't failing here, you're just not getting the most from it.

Good luck and have fun in Amsterdam [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

MyTurn2Raise 11-08-2005 05:27 AM

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that's it...you've inspired me. I'm definitely getting a myspace account. I hope it works out for you, but, in any case, you've had an interesting experience.

zephed 11-08-2005 06:07 AM

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Yugo, I thought I told you that this chick wants to [censored]. I hope its not too late.

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I'm not exactly sure why everyone seems so rabid to F this chick. I can let it marinate.

Besides, I'll be in Amsterdam for a week starting Wednesday so I'll have other things on my mind, [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img].

Yugoslav

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Because her pussy was wet and she was ready to go! That stripper set you up really nice, I hope you tipped her well.

Was there much physical contact during the date? You probably could have put your hands all over her during the lap dance.

RunDownHouse 11-08-2005 11:03 AM

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I think being chill about it is a fine line though....but many people seem to be advocating a much more aggressive stance with her when we went out.

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You didn't have to bend her over in the parking lot, but you definitely should have made some sexual contact, which a hug generally is not. Instead of making a sexual advance, you gave her a brotherly hug and then chatted on the phone. Not the direction in which you want to be heading.

4_2_it 11-08-2005 11:18 AM

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We need to set up some sort of competition between Yugo and Snowball. I suggest Dominic come up with some sort of Olympic-like events in picking up hotties and we see which of our intrepid hormonally challenged individuals steps up.

(for those of you who may not have seen it)

Part 2

pokerdirty 11-08-2005 12:07 PM

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the girl takes you to a [CENSORED] STRIP CLUB for a first meeting, there is some HOT ASS RUBBING GOING ON, and you HUG GOODNIGHT??!?!?!?!?

jaydub 11-08-2005 12:51 PM

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the girl takes you to a [CENSORED] STRIP CLUB for a first meeting, there is some HOT ASS RUBBING GOING ON, and you HUG GOODNIGHT??!?!?!?!?

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Well what do you expect from a forum where [censored] like this gets passed around as advice:
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yeah, I have faith in Yugo, this was like in poker when you fold to a resteal to set up stacking them next time.

NH.


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laughably bad, just awful.

Bluffoon 11-08-2005 01:19 PM

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Part three needs to take place in a hotel room with this girl and a hooker.


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