Re: Hypothetical Sports Fan Situation
 

MLB: Cubs (Mariners)
NBA: Clippers (Blazers)
NFL: Colts (Seahawks)
NHL: Canadians (Canucks)
NCAAB: Gonzaga (Washington State)
NCAAF: Florida (Washington State)

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NBA: Cavs (get to have LeBron for next decade. Bulls)
NFL: Steelers (always in contention, good tradition. Bears)
MLB: Mets (always interesting. Cubs)
NCAABB: Duke (they're always good. Duh. South Carolina.)
NCAAFB: Texas (Love Vince Young. Always good talent. SC)

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I'm trying really hard to approach this as the OP wanted:

NFL: Patriots (Redskins)
Baseball: Yankees (Orioles ... Bleeeccchhhhh!!!)
NBA: Celtics (Wizards)
NHL: Red Wings (Penguins)
CollBB: Duke (Maryland ... Bleeeccchhhhh!!!)
CollFB: Notre Dame (Maryland)

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NHL: Senators (Avalanche)
NCAA Hockey: North Dakota (Minnesota)
NFL: Packers (Vikings)
MLB: Red Sox (Reds...I hate everything about this choice)
NBA: Celtics (Pacers)
NCAA Football: Miami (Indiana)
NCAA Basketball: Duke (Indiana)
Soccer: Man United/Brazil (None/USA)

Re: Hypothetical Sports Fan Situation
 

NFL - Chargers (Bills)
MLB - Astros (Yankees)
NBA - Grizzlies (Pistons)
NHL - Red Wings (Sabres)
NCAABB - Louisville (Syracuse)
NCAAF - Louisville (Syracuse)

Re: Hypothetical Sports Fan Situation
 

MLB - A's (Dodgers)
NFL - Packers (Chargers)
NBA - Pacers (Lakers)
NCAA FB - Notre Dame (UCLA)
NCAA BB - UNC/Gonzaga (UCLA)

Re: Hypothetical Sports Fan Situation
 

MLB- Pirates (Tigers)
NFL- Bengals (Lions)
NHL- Maple Leafs (Red Wings)
NBA- Clippers (Pistons)
NCAA FB- Oklahoma (UM)
NCAA BB- Georgetown (UNC: I was born in Chapel Hill in 1983. There was no other basketball team at the time.)

Re: Hypothetical Sports Fan Situation
 

MLB - Cardinals...solid and entertaining (Yankees)
NBA - Pacers...because of Danny Granger (Knicks - seriously considering this tradeup IRL)
NFL - Steelers/Patriots...like their styles (Giants)
NCAA - Texas...currently good at everything (New Mexico - only good at soccer, women's BB and skiing)

ScottieK

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NFL-Cowboys (Patriots)
NHL-Sharks (Senators)
NBA- 76ers (Raptors)

Re: Hypothetical Sports Fan Situation
 

MLB - Yankees (N/A)
NBA - Lakers (Suns)
NFL - 49ers (Cardinals)
NCAABB - Duke (Maryland)
NCAAFB - Notre Dame (ASU)