Re: Pooping in public restrooms.
 

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I like to think of it like this....they're paying me to take a [censored]. That is, of course, if I'm at work.

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haha NH.

yea its just so gross to me, i don't know if i could ever do it with any regularity. during the fall and spring i spend a lot of time at my university. its a 20 minute walk to my apartment and there were 5 or 6 times last year where i walked home from the university just to crap then go straight back

Re: How to Poop at Work
 

ChipWrecked, you have written a fine manifesto on dookie.

Kudos to you, sir.

Re: Pooping in public restrooms.
 

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I think it's one of those things that gets easier with practice. I used to only go at home, but now I'm with kerssens. You have to go, it's a part of life. You can go at home where you have many better things to do, or you can go at work while you're on the clock. There's also some cool magazines at my work, that I wouldn't get to read otherwise. This is also +EV because there's only one stall.

At my last job, this didn't work so well. Bigger company, two stalls. You go in, sit down, not 10 seconds later, somebody comes in and sits down in the other stall. The two of you sit there in awkward silence for 20 minutes or so until one of you gives up, pretends to wipe, and leaves. Worse, the other stall is wheelchair-accessible, so he can see your feet, but you can't see his! -EV

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I used to have this problem too. When I was 13 years old.

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Poop is still funny. If you don't think so, you are lame.

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The two of you sit there in awkward silence for 20 minutes or so until one of you gives up, pretends to wipe, and leaves.

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haha, I'm trying to figure out why one would pretend to wipe.

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Well, you're still perfectly clean since you haven't passed anything. If you just stand up and leave, the other guy will know he's won. If you take some TP (just have to make the ripping sound, don't have to go through the motions), then he might think you went before he came in and were just reading the whole time. Plus, it might freak him out when you just rip off one little square. Yeah, I know it's dumb, but when you're in a 20-min. silent stall battle out of position, what else are you going to think about? [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

Jeez, if I only thought this much about my cards...

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I didn't take craps in public places until I went to college, in which case I was obviously forced to. Then, it totally blew. But I got used to it.

Now, where I work, I've found the ultimate place to take a dump. Its private, clean, and the bathroom is just a toilet and a lav. No stalls or anything. I am able to find my inner peace. I also bring along my own toilet paper from home concealed in a back pack, for soft wiping.

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Sounds like Heaven. My work pooper isn't bad, but there is another stall. Someday I should sabotage it.

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Stage fright man. A buddy of mine gets it so bad he can't even take a leak in public washrooms.

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I used to have this problem too. When I was 13 years old.

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I love pooping in public places now.