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Subfallen 05-26-2005 08:43 PM

Re: Natalie Portman or the Force
 
Why do people keep posting obviously photoshopped pics?? Ms. Portman doesn't need some slut's body pinned on to be out-of-this-world hot.

Also, what exactly does the force allow us to do? I haven't seen any of the Stars Wars movies.

kerssens 05-26-2005 08:43 PM

Re: Natalie Portman or the Force
 
Easy, the force. Just being able to grab food from the kitchen without getting up is better than Portman.

Hellrazor 05-26-2005 08:44 PM

Re: Natalie Portman or the Force
 
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You all understand that in 20 years, having the Force is still gonna be badass right?

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You'll be tired of Natalie Portman in less than two years.

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True, but get one hollywood babe and think of the other just normal (not famous) extremely hot babes that would be all over you just because you would be cheating on natalie.

That being said. The pick is the force. It's +EV in the long haul.

tbach24 05-26-2005 08:45 PM

Re: Natalie Portman or the Force
 
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crappy fake pic, tbach.

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I ain't too smaht. Better now.

tbach24 05-26-2005 08:45 PM

Re: Natalie Portman or the Force
 
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Who is that chick?

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GIS has failed me. I need to get better at looking at pics before I post them.

vulturesrow 05-26-2005 08:45 PM

Re: Natalie Portman or the Force
 
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You'll be tired of Natalie Portman in less than two years.

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Remember no matter how hot she is, how great she is, some guy somewhere, is tired of her bs. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

The Force. I might not be able to mind control a girl by the standards of this poll but I could still do some amazingly impressive things that would impress the heck out of chicks. And Id have a real lightsaber...thats a lot better than the plastic one Im carrying around right now.

scotty34 05-26-2005 08:55 PM

Re: Natalie Portman or the Force
 
You can move matter with your mind, which would probably be its number one use. You are also able to sense/feel many things that others cannot. I'm not sure if it's the force, or the jedi training, but jedis also have incredible reflexes and speed.

skoal2k4 05-26-2005 08:56 PM

Re: Natalie Portman or the Force
 
I choose The Force and here's my reasoning

1) Women (yes, every single one of them) are pure evil. I'm not talking dark side of the force evil... they are an evil of which we are not allowed to speak of. Portman will end up [censored] you over eventually as her evil is beyond the bounds of the conditions in this poll thing

2) Not even the Force will help with the way Portman looks in 30 years

3) The light saber. This item alone can land you all the puss to last a lifetime.

4) The Force. Pretty much speaks for itself.

Alobar 05-26-2005 08:56 PM

Re: Natalie Portman or the Force
 
shouldnt this be a poll?

Natalie

kurosh 05-26-2005 08:59 PM

Re: Natalie Portman or the Force
 
Whoever took down that fake pic of Natalie, I don't care if it's fake. It was nice. Put it back up.


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