Re: so you think you could be an MD?
 

clearly, the diagnosis is that the OP is a moron.

Re: so you think you could be an MD?
 

If you think you are so smart, diagonis this dandy:

A 22 year old male comes into the hospital. His stomach is killing him and he hasn't taken a sh.it in a week. His stomach is also starting to sweel a little bit.
What your diagnosis doc?

Re: so you think you could be an MD?
 

Looking for a little free medical advice?

Re: so you think you could be an MD?
 

gar- he doesnt need free med advice. he's a canuck - he gets free med CARE

Re: so you think you could be an MD?
 

yeah as long as its not teeth or eyes...so how'd I do on number 2 and 3?

Re: so you think you could be an MD?
 

1 - Not too old for Kawasaki's Disease, 80% are less than age 5. Recommend therapy with IVIG, and high dose aspirin. This will decrease the incidence of corronary artery dilation and aneurysm formation.

Swede

Re: so you think you could be an MD?
 

I thought it was two...oh well...

Re: so you think you could be an MD?
 

1. shark attack
2. glaucoma
3. homosexuality

how did i do?

Re: so you think you could be an MD?
 

2 - Probably Henoch-Schönlein purpura. Would want to see a UA looking for gross hematuria, since this causes IgA deposition in the kidneys, as well as the rash, abdominal pain and arthritis described in the case.

Swede

Re: so you think you could be an MD?
 

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If you think you are so smart, diagonis this dandy:

A 22 year old male comes into the hospital. His stomach is killing him and he hasn't taken a sh.it in a week. His stomach is also starting to sweel a little bit.
What your diagnosis doc?

[/ QUOTE ]

To much butter.