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BottlesOf 12-20-2005 11:35 AM

Re: Most disgusting thing you\'ve ever seen someone do in a public rest
 
Great thread topic and great OP. I look forward to the other replies.

whiskeytown 12-20-2005 11:39 AM

Re: Most disgusting thing you\'ve ever seen someone do in a public restroom
 
I saw a cook for Burger King - (or at least a back room employee) leave the crapper stall and not wash his hands...he looked like he cooked food - he gave us this look too as we saw him walk out - almost like "nyh nyh nyh"

I can't remember if we were bummed cause we already ate, or bummed cause we had already paid for our food and were now gonna toss it. But I remember we were in too big of a hurry to bitch or get new food.

RB

HopeydaFish 12-20-2005 11:52 AM

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She even managed to get a good amount of her nastiness onto the bathroom counter -- and into my favorite coffee mug.

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why was your coffee mug in the bathroom?

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This wasn't a big department store with a huge public restroom, it was a small furniture shop with a tiny washroom with a single toilet and a sink. The employees were generally the only people to use it. My coffee mug was in there because I'd taken it in there to wash it out and had left it on the counter.

djoyce003 12-20-2005 12:07 PM

Re: Most disgusting thing you\'ve ever seen someone do in a public restroom
 
I saw about a 300 lb. dude take a crap in a urinal because no stalls were available.

pokerdirty 12-20-2005 02:11 PM

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There's a thread in B&M about a dude washing his hair in a casino's bathroom, and that reminded me of something I saw about 8 years ago.

I was on vacation in Hilton Head, South Carolina. I was staying in a hotel off the beach, but there was a private beach house with a pool and everything on the beach. I went into the beach house bathroom, and there was a dude standing completely naked in front of the sink, shaving his crotch area.

It was friggin gross, especially that I was only 15.

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at least it didn't involve this....

12-20-2005 02:46 PM

Re: Most disgusting thing you\'ve ever seen someone do in a public rest
 
Theres a bar in Phoenix that has 2 way mirrors in the girls bathroom so that you can see into it from the guys bathroom, not the toilets just the sinks. Everyone knows they're there, so its not like some creepy pervert thing, well it kinda is.....

Anyway, me and a friend were talking to the attendent while washing our hands and a chick walks in the other side and starts puking all over the place. The mirrors, the sink, her clothes. Her friend comes in and tries to help her by holding her hair back but the whole time she's dry heaving, and sure enough she eventually hurls all over the back of the girl and the floor.

A few seconds later they both left and headed straight for the door. We then watched while some poor bastard had to clean it all up. [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

TJSWAN 12-20-2005 03:59 PM

Re: Most disgusting thing you\'ve ever seen someone do in a public restroom
 
Not a winner by a long shot, but I'm washing my hands in Artichoke Joe's and I hear the security guard talking to someone kinda like " I've told you you can't do this and you have to leave." I turn around and he's talking to a guy sleeping on the FLOOR of one of the stalls.


Tim

FeliciaLee 12-20-2005 04:11 PM

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not the most disgusting, but it bothers me when i'm in a public restroom and you hear some dude in the shitter starts talking, flushes, then walks out talking on his cell phone! can't it wait?? there is a time and place! come on man!

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This is what I was going to post. Commerce must have the all-time monopoly on this one. What in god's name makes people want to go into a public bathroom, take a huge, gassy dump, and talk to all of their friends and family on the phone at the same time???

It's like, "Yeah, how you doing?" <fart, plop, sigh>
"Oh, yeah, I'm at Commerce." <rip, toot, ah>
"You coming?" <flush>

Same person a minute later in Chinese:

"chinese, chinese." <rip, rip, plop>
"chinese, chinese." <fart, plop, sigh>

I could go on and on.

Why, why god why?

And do they use the same hand they are talking on the cell phone while taking a dump to wipe??? If so, do they wash the cell phone afterwards? I have never, ever seen one of these cell phone dumpers wash their cell phone after taking a dump in public.

NO, I don't want to hear you talking on your cell phone in public. NO, I don't want you to take a dump in public. And hell NO, I don't want to hear you talking to everyone on your cell phone while taking a dump in public.

And if ALL of this is absolutely unavoidable (yeah, right), at least have the courtesy to give a few extra flushes at the end of all of your nastiness.

12-20-2005 04:16 PM

Re: Most disgusting thing you\'ve ever seen someone do in a public rest
 
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Theres a bar in Phoenix that has 2 way mirrors in the girls bathroom so that you can see into it from the guys bathroom, not the toilets just the sinks. Everyone knows they're there, so its not like some creepy pervert thing, well it kinda is.....

Anyway, me and a friend were talking to the attendent while washing our hands and a chick walks in the other side and starts puking all over the place. The mirrors, the sink, her clothes. Her friend comes in and tries to help her by holding her hair back but the whole time she's dry heaving, and sure enough she eventually hurls all over the back of the girl and the floor.

A few seconds later they both left and headed straight for the door. We then watched while some poor bastard had to clean it all up. [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

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Thats a LOOOOOOONG time to be spending in the mens room...

mrkilla 12-20-2005 04:28 PM

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at a crowded bar, long line to piss. guy walks in and without hesitation unzips and pisses into the trashcan. this was more funny than disgusting.

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standard

CollinEstes 12-20-2005 04:47 PM

Re: Most disgusting thing you\'ve ever seen someone do in a public restroom
 
I haven't seen this but my wife and I work at the same law firm right now and she told me that in their restroom someone girl goes in there every day and puts all this snot and boogers all over the back of the stall door around the edge where people would put their hand to pull open the door or close it. Most of the time she says they are bloody.

Not the grossest but pretty nasty.

WDC 12-20-2005 04:57 PM

Re: Most disgusting thing you\'ve ever seen someone do in a public rest
 
Tony,

Still remeber this one from my first day of kindergarten. This girl had asked the teacher to go the the bathroom about 15 minutes before the end of the day. The teacher told her she could wait and go after the bell rang. We were all sitting in our chairs at the end of the day when the bell rang and we were all dismissed. The litttle girl would not get out of her chair and started crying. The teacher was telling the girl that she could go use the bathroom now but the girl wouldn't move. The teacher finally went over and grabbed the girl by the arm and lifted her out of her chair. As the girl was lifted up a great water fall of urine left the chair and fell onto the teachers ankles and feet. At that time I did not think that I would ever see something so gross ever again.

HopeydaFish 12-20-2005 05:14 PM

Re: Most disgusting thing you\'ve ever seen someone do in a public rest
 
That teacher got what she deserved. Stories about teachers not letting kids use the washroom have always aggravated me.

I have a similar story, except that this one wasn't the teacher's fault. In my grade 5 class, a girl was standing at the front of the class making a presentation when suddenly a horrible smell started wafting throughout the room. Everyone started making comments about it and the girl got a horrified look on her face, but she didn't move from the front of class. The teacher finally asked her if she needed to go to the washroom and the girl replied that she did. However, when she started to walk away, a chunk of wet sh!t came rolling out of her pant leg and onto the floor. She had filled her pants while giving her presentation.

TheBlueMonster 12-20-2005 06:02 PM

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"chinese, chinese." <rip, rip, plop>
"chinese, chinese." <fart, plop, sigh>



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amazing...

eviljeff 12-20-2005 06:15 PM

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"chinese, chinese." <rip, rip, plop>
"chinese, chinese." <fart, plop, sigh>

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it's ridiculous how much this made me laugh

bdk3clash 12-20-2005 06:17 PM

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The best part of Felicia Lee's post is that these events presumably all happened in women's bathrooms.

DOMIT 12-20-2005 08:04 PM

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The best part of Felicia Lee's post is that these events presumably all happened in women's bathrooms.

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Ummmm, I sincerely hope so!! Or she's got a lot of explaining to do! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

FeliciaLee 12-20-2005 08:16 PM

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Yes, I really am a woman. Although you aren't the first to doubt this. I have been challenged in women's bathrooms.

Obviously Domit (Glenn) is my husband.

DOMIT 12-20-2005 08:17 PM

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http://home.earthlink.net/~dknight818/fart.jpg

bdk3clash 12-20-2005 09:26 PM

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Yes, I really am a woman. Although you aren't the first to doubt this. I have been challenged in women's bathrooms.

Obviously Domit (Glenn) is my husband.

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I never doubted you were a woman. I thought it might have been possible that you were in male/coed bathrooms when these "events" happened, but I guessed you would have mentioned that. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

FeliciaLee 12-20-2005 09:33 PM

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No, they were chicks. Men's bathrooms are usually too dirty, even for me [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]


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