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Flop, Turn, River

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Cheat Sheet
Quick Bits
News Flash
Pieces
Bitesize News
Cup O'News
Speed Read

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Cheat Sheet
Quick Bits
News Flash
Pieces
Bitesize News
Cup O'News
Speed Read

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you and eviljeff aren't quick enough for Speed Read, better luck next time.

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"The Decline of Modern Journalism"

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tl;wr

(too lazy; won't read)

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tl; dr

edit: damn goes that long with no one saying it and a minute before i get it in....

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Crazy's Corner

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agreed

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"Read this [censored] news now or your gonna [censored] die"

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a little bit of an anger problem?

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this is way too intelligent for the average reader

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Fast News

news-on-the-go

The Water Cooler

things you should know

Fast Happenings

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this is way too intelligent for the average reader

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oh ya, i forgot it was an american paper. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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In Brief

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Read These and You Wont Look Stupid, Stupid

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Focus On Five

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The Doomsday Digest
Sideline Snippets
News Shorts
Short News
The Terse Times
News "for Dummies"
Rushed Reader News
The Busy Man's Bugle
Short on Time?
Why Buy the Newspaper when you Can Just Read This?

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Inside

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Talking Points

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Enjoy!

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Quick Picks

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"who's so damn busy he can only read 5 bullet points, you freakin' moron? you think youre more important than everyone else? [censored] you."

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Thanks guys!

I've compiled and submitted most of these.
I'll let you know how it turns out.
My favorites that actually have a chance of winning are:
QuintEssential News and Water Cooler

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"Back in Five"

Show me the money

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Thanks guys!

I've compiled and submitted most of these.
I'll let you know how it turns out.
My favorites that actually have a chance of winning are:
QuintEssential News and Water Cooler

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QuintEssential News is very clever. (I think it might be too clever for the target market, though.) Wouldn’t mind losing (Take Five) to this one at all.

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it's really depressing to think that this play on words could be beyond the comprehension of the average reader. i really hope that's not true.

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Gimme Five

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it's really depressing to think that this play on words could be beyond the comprehension of the average reader. i really hope that's not true.

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Keep in mind we're talking about Wisconsin.
6 out of 10 will comprehend the word "quintessential."
3 out of 10 will get the "quint" part.

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it's really depressing to think that this play on words could be beyond the comprehension of the average reader. i really hope that's not true.

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Keep in mind the target audience is folk who want their news in Five Easy Pieces. Hey, not a bad idea for the title. Might be too late.

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Dude, you should send this in yourself and make the 50 bucks.

QuintEssential News is by far the best and I am ashamed I didn't come up with it myself.

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QR:

Don't bother with a title. Instead of numbers, just start each line with the following:

o
r
l
y
?

~D

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Thanks guys!

I've compiled and submitted most of these.
I'll let you know how it turns out.
My favorites that actually have a chance of winning are:
QuintEssential News and Water Cooler

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When is the decision being made? I need that $25 for Christmas shopping.

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QuintEssential News is very clever.

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perhaps too clever by half

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Thanks guys!

I've compiled and submitted most of these.
I'll let you know how it turns out.
My favorites that actually have a chance of winning are:
QuintEssential News and Water Cooler

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When is the decision being made? I need that $25 for Christmas shopping.

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The feature starts in Monday's paper, so the decision is likely to be made before the end of the day today.

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Your Morning Quincunx

Be sure to arrange the entries correctly. Ths is also good because it doesn't really imply that there is an ordering of importance.

~D

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Is it too late?

"Featured Five" - Top Stories of the Day.

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Hark!
Pentegram
Eventions
Forward Five (state motto)
Cheese Wheel
Wifive (ooh a internet demographic reference)

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Just Enough
Daily Dose
Single Serving News

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"5 things the President f-cked up today..."

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Nobody wins.

The winning selection was .....















Five on the Fly.
Meh.