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JaBlue

11-27-2005 06:27 PM

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The villain has 21 outs on both the turn and the river, goddamn it! Do you know what this means?

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outs as in short for suckouts??? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

Ulysses

11-27-2005 06:37 PM

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Hand 1: 72.3232 % 72.32% 00.00% { JdTd }
Hand 2: 27.6768 % 27.68% 00.00% { 2c2s }

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What is this crap?

Let me explain this simply for you retards.

SPONGER HAS A PAIR ALREADY!

HIS OPPONENT ONLY HAS JACK-HIGH. JACK HIGH!!!!!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]I hope you are kidding.

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http://www.wedoitallvegas.com/Rank_O...ands_Chart.asp

[/ QUOTE ]I know what after the flop, the villain is losing... however he has the odds to win the hand, what's the problem?

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ANY PAIR IS WAY BETTER THAN JACK-HIGH! HOW F'ING HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND? DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE RULES OF POKER? GODDAMMIT THIS IS GETTING OLD.

[/ QUOTE ]The villain has 21 outs on both the turn and the river, goddamn it! Do you know what this means?

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Sponger has a pair.

His opponent has Jack-high.

DO THE MATH. WHO HAS THE BETTER HAND? THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!!!!

Sponger15SB

11-27-2005 06:42 PM

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Sponger has a pair.

His opponent has Jack-high.

DO THE MATH. WHO HAS THE BETTER HAND? THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!!!!

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kurosh

11-27-2005 07:07 PM

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Wow. No wonder the games are so soft. The people here don't even know the hand rankings!

11-27-2005 07:11 PM

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Lol. I'm a favorite.....LOL!!!

11-27-2005 07:24 PM

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I based my answer on this particular sentence.

"Just another example of me making an incredible read with a marginal hand, and having some stupid moron suckout on me. God I [censored] hate poker. "

You are a 3:1 underdog... If you had won, you would have been the sucker.

Ulysses

11-27-2005 07:28 PM

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I based my answer on this particular sentence.

"Just another example of me making an incredible read with a marginal hand, and having some stupid moron suckout on me. God I [censored] hate poker. "

You are a 3:1 underdog... If you had won, you would have been the sucker.

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Dude, you need to go buy a poker book or something. Or maybe just a HAND RANKINGS chart so you understand what the f you are talking about.

adanthar

11-27-2005 07:35 PM

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I thought this post would be funny till i read all the responses...

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The responses are what makes reading this thread worth while.

Losing all

11-27-2005 07:45 PM

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I based my answer on this particular sentence.

"Just another example of me making an incredible read with a marginal hand, and having some stupid moron suckout on me. God I [censored] hate poker. "

You are a 3:1 underdog... If you had won, you would have been the sucker.

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You really need to start the 2+2 experience in a different section, newb

11-27-2005 08:10 PM

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The OP is classic. Check out this other post: Link to earlier rant.

11-27-2005 08:27 PM

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A gentle poster sent me a private message telling me that you are most probably messing with me, lol.

Thanks, anonymous helper.

runner4life7

11-27-2005 08:28 PM

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I thought this post would be funny till i read all the responses...

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The responses are what makes reading this thread worth while.

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I agree now, at first i was annoyed that they could all be clueless, but now im enjoying it.

2+2 wannabe

11-27-2005 08:36 PM

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A gentle poster sent me a private message telling me that you are most probably messing with me, lol.

Thanks, anonymous helper.

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no offense - but how could you not tell

11-27-2005 08:40 PM

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A gentle poster sent me a private message telling me that you are most probably messing with me, lol.

Thanks, anonymous helper.

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no offense - but how could you not tell

[/ QUOTE ]I have some difficulties with sarcasm in English, they don't talk about that in second-language classes or whatever.

I'll try to look less stupid the next time, hehe.

Benoit

11-27-2005 09:12 PM

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equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 72.3232 % 72.32% 00.00% { JdTd }
Hand 2: 27.6768 % 27.68% 00.00% { 2c2s }

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What is this crap?

Let me explain this simply for you retards.

SPONGER HAS A PAIR ALREADY!

HIS OPPONENT ONLY HAS JACK-HIGH. JACK HIGH!!!!!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]I hope you are kidding.

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http://www.wedoitallvegas.com/Rank_O...ands_Chart.asp

[/ QUOTE ]I know what after the flop, the villain is losing... however he has the odds to win the hand, what's the problem?

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ANY PAIR IS WAY BETTER THAN JACK-HIGH! HOW F'ING HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND? DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE RULES OF POKER? GODDAMMIT THIS IS GETTING OLD.

[/ QUOTE ]The villain has 21 outs on both the turn and the river, goddamn it! Do you know what this means?

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Sponger has a pair.

His opponent has Jack-high.

DO THE MATH. WHO HAS THE BETTER HAND? THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!!!!

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A pocket pair is always going to be best, and you always have a redraw to trips and a full house.

11-27-2005 09:45 PM

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equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 72.3232 % 72.32% 00.00% { JdTd }
Hand 2: 27.6768 % 27.68% 00.00% { 2c2s }

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What is this crap?

Let me explain this simply for you retards.

SPONGER HAS A PAIR ALREADY!

HIS OPPONENT ONLY HAS JACK-HIGH. JACK HIGH!!!!!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]I hope you are kidding.

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http://www.wedoitallvegas.com/Rank_O...ands_Chart.asp

[/ QUOTE ]I know what after the flop, the villain is losing... however he has the odds to win the hand, what's the problem?

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ANY PAIR IS WAY BETTER THAN JACK-HIGH! HOW F'ING HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND? DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE RULES OF POKER? GODDAMMIT THIS IS GETTING OLD.

[/ QUOTE ]The villain has 21 outs on both the turn and the river, goddamn it! Do you know what this means?

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Sponger has a pair.

His opponent has Jack-high.

DO THE MATH. WHO HAS THE BETTER HAND? THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!!!!

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A pocket pair is always going to be best, and you always have a redraw to trips and a full house.

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don't forget about quads

smoore

11-27-2005 09:45 PM

Re: Stupid bluffing idiots that get lucky

I'm surprised this is the first mention of a redraw.

edge	11-27-2005 11:14 PM

Re: Stupid bluffing idiots that get lucky

Hahaha this forum truly is my favorite

Benoit

11-27-2005 11:23 PM

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Fabian

11-27-2005 11:30 PM

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I've read this forum three or four times and every time one of the first post I read is one like this with like 20 dead serious dude your awful hes the favorite responses. Is this really the secret forum for people without sarcasm detectors?

Solami17

11-27-2005 11:37 PM

Re: Stupid bluffing idiots that get lucky

Wait, wasnt villian the favorite after the flop?

Shilly

11-27-2005 11:39 PM

Re: Stupid bluffing idiots that get lucky

Dude, did you not read the thread? Hero has a PAIR. Villain has jack high. A PAIR is better than jack high.

adanthar

11-27-2005 11:41 PM

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Is this really the secret forum for people without sarcasm detectors?

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No, this is the forum where we make fun of them

mikech

11-27-2005 11:48 PM

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equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 72.3232 % 72.32% 00.00% { JdTd }
Hand 2: 27.6768 % 27.68% 00.00% { 2c2s }

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What is this crap?

Let me explain this simply for you retards.

SPONGER HAS A PAIR ALREADY!

HIS OPPONENT ONLY HAS JACK-HIGH. JACK HIGH!!!!!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]I hope you are kidding.

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http://www.wedoitallvegas.com/Rank_O...ands_Chart.asp

[/ QUOTE ]I know what after the flop, the villain is losing... however he has the odds to win the hand, what's the problem?

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ANY PAIR IS WAY BETTER THAN JACK-HIGH! HOW F'ING HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND? DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE RULES OF POKER? GODDAMMIT THIS IS GETTING OLD.

[/ QUOTE ]The villain has 21 outs on both the turn and the river, goddamn it! Do you know what this means?

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Sponger has a pair.

His opponent has Jack-high.

DO THE MATH. WHO HAS THE BETTER HAND? THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!!!!

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i don't understand this. how'd you get to 15,000 posts on this forum?? i thought you were a respected poster here??? you're wrong and these other guys with 10 or 12 posts are right!! you're gonna feel pretty embarrassed when you realize your mistake!!!

11-28-2005 12:58 AM

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Lol I love that now. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

DMBFan23

11-28-2005 01:48 AM

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equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 72.3232 % 72.32% 00.00% { JdTd }
Hand 2: 27.6768 % 27.68% 00.00% { 2c2s }

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What is this crap?

Let me explain this simply for you retards.

SPONGER HAS A PAIR ALREADY!

HIS OPPONENT ONLY HAS JACK-HIGH. JACK HIGH!!!!!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]I hope you are kidding.

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http://www.wedoitallvegas.com/Rank_O...ands_Chart.asp

[/ QUOTE ]I know what after the flop, the villain is losing... however he has the odds to win the hand, what's the problem?

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ANY PAIR IS WAY BETTER THAN JACK-HIGH! HOW F'ING HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND? DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE RULES OF POKER? GODDAMMIT THIS IS GETTING OLD.

[/ QUOTE ]The villain has 21 outs on both the turn and the river, goddamn it! Do you know what this means?

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Sponger has a pair.

His opponent has Jack-high.

DO THE MATH. WHO HAS THE BETTER HAND? THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!!!!

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i don't understand this. how'd you get to 15,000 posts on this forum?? i thought you were a respected poster here??? you're wrong and these other guys with 10 or 12 posts are right!! you're gonna feel pretty embarrassed when you realize your mistake!!!

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well played, sir

DcifrThs

11-28-2005 02:16 AM

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equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 72.3232 % 72.32% 00.00% { JdTd }
Hand 2: 27.6768 % 27.68% 00.00% { 2c2s }

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What is this crap?

Let me explain this simply for you retards.

SPONGER HAS A PAIR ALREADY!

HIS OPPONENT ONLY HAS JACK-HIGH. JACK HIGH!!!!!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]I hope you are kidding.

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http://www.wedoitallvegas.com/Rank_O...ands_Chart.asp

[/ QUOTE ]I know what after the flop, the villain is losing... however he has the odds to win the hand, what's the problem?

[/ QUOTE ]

ANY PAIR IS WAY BETTER THAN JACK-HIGH! HOW F'ING HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND? DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE RULES OF POKER? GODDAMMIT THIS IS GETTING OLD.

[/ QUOTE ]The villain has 21 outs on both the turn and the river, goddamn it! Do you know what this means?

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Sponger has a pair.

His opponent has Jack-high.

DO THE MATH. WHO HAS THE BETTER HAND? THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!!!!

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i don't understand this. how'd you get to 15,000 posts on this forum?? i thought you were a respected poster here??? you're wrong and these other guys with 10 or 12 posts are right!! you're gonna feel pretty embarrassed when you realize your mistake!!!

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and i though I WAS GULLIBLE, lol.

Barron

mikech

11-28-2005 02:29 AM

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equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 72.3232 % 72.32% 00.00% { JdTd }
Hand 2: 27.6768 % 27.68% 00.00% { 2c2s }

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What is this crap?

Let me explain this simply for you retards.

SPONGER HAS A PAIR ALREADY!

HIS OPPONENT ONLY HAS JACK-HIGH. JACK HIGH!!!!!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]I hope you are kidding.

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http://www.wedoitallvegas.com/Rank_O...ands_Chart.asp

[/ QUOTE ]I know what after the flop, the villain is losing... however he has the odds to win the hand, what's the problem?

[/ QUOTE ]

ANY PAIR IS WAY BETTER THAN JACK-HIGH! HOW F'ING HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND? DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE RULES OF POKER? GODDAMMIT THIS IS GETTING OLD.

[/ QUOTE ]The villain has 21 outs on both the turn and the river, goddamn it! Do you know what this means?

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Sponger has a pair.

His opponent has Jack-high.

DO THE MATH. WHO HAS THE BETTER HAND? THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!!!!

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i don't understand this. how'd you get to 15,000 posts on this forum?? i thought you were a respected poster here??? you're wrong and these other guys with 10 or 12 posts are right!! you're gonna feel pretty embarrassed when you realize your mistake!!!

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and i though I WAS GULLIBLE, lol.

Barron

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what are you trying to say, barron? that diablo isn't wrong??? or that he was just joking??? puh-leeeeze. i don't buy that for a second! maybe he has finally realized his error and feels really silly now, so he'll try to pass it off as another one of his "jokes," but he was OBVIOUSLY serious at first.

this is your chance to mock him mercilessly on his big mistake! if i were you, i'd pursue it with extreme aggressivity! go get 'im, barron!

PoBoy321

11-28-2005 02:36 AM

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equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 72.3232 % 72.32% 00.00% { JdTd }
Hand 2: 27.6768 % 27.68% 00.00% { 2c2s }

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What is this crap?

Let me explain this simply for you retards.

SPONGER HAS A PAIR ALREADY!

HIS OPPONENT ONLY HAS JACK-HIGH. JACK HIGH!!!!!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]I hope you are kidding.

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http://www.wedoitallvegas.com/Rank_O...ands_Chart.asp

[/ QUOTE ]I know what after the flop, the villain is losing... however he has the odds to win the hand, what's the problem?

[/ QUOTE ]

ANY PAIR IS WAY BETTER THAN JACK-HIGH! HOW F'ING HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND? DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE RULES OF POKER? GODDAMMIT THIS IS GETTING OLD.

[/ QUOTE ]The villain has 21 outs on both the turn and the river, goddamn it! Do you know what this means?

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Sponger has a pair.

His opponent has Jack-high.

DO THE MATH. WHO HAS THE BETTER HAND? THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!!!!

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i don't understand this. how'd you get to 15,000 posts on this forum?? i thought you were a respected poster here??? you're wrong and these other guys with 10 or 12 posts are right!! you're gonna feel pretty embarrassed when you realize your mistake!!!

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and i though I WAS GULLIBLE, lol.

Barron

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what are you trying to say, barron? that diablo isn't wrong??? or that he was just joking??? puh-leeeeze. i don't buy that for a second! maybe he has finally realized his error and feels really silly now, so he'll try to pass it off as another one of his "jokes," but he was OBVIOUSLY serious at first.

this is your chance to mock him mercilessly on his big mistake! if i were you, i'd pursue it with extreme aggressivity! go get 'im, barron!

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The new insta-quote button is da sh1znizzl3!

TheMainEvent

11-28-2005 02:38 AM

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equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 72.3232 % 72.32% 00.00% { JdTd }
Hand 2: 27.6768 % 27.68% 00.00% { 2c2s }

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What is this crap?

Let me explain this simply for you retards.

SPONGER HAS A PAIR ALREADY!

HIS OPPONENT ONLY HAS JACK-HIGH. JACK HIGH!!!!!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]I hope you are kidding.

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http://www.wedoitallvegas.com/Rank_O...ands_Chart.asp

[/ QUOTE ]I know what after the flop, the villain is losing... however he has the odds to win the hand, what's the problem?

[/ QUOTE ]

ANY PAIR IS WAY BETTER THAN JACK-HIGH! HOW F'ING HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND? DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE RULES OF POKER? GODDAMMIT THIS IS GETTING OLD.

[/ QUOTE ]The villain has 21 outs on both the turn and the river, goddamn it! Do you know what this means?

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Sponger has a pair.

His opponent has Jack-high.

DO THE MATH. WHO HAS THE BETTER HAND? THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!!!!

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i don't understand this. how'd you get to 15,000 posts on this forum?? i thought you were a respected poster here??? you're wrong and these other guys with 10 or 12 posts are right!! you're gonna feel pretty embarrassed when you realize your mistake!!!

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and i though I WAS GULLIBLE, lol.

Barron

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what are you trying to say, barron? that diablo isn't wrong??? or that he was just joking??? puh-leeeeze. i don't buy that for a second! maybe he has finally realized his error and feels really silly now, so he'll try to pass it off as another one of his "jokes," but he was OBVIOUSLY serious at first.

this is your chance to mock him mercilessly on his big mistake! if i were you, i'd pursue it with extreme aggressivity! go get 'im, barron!

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The new insta-quote button is da sh1znizzl3!

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PoBoy321

11-28-2005 02:39 AM

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equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 72.3232 % 72.32% 00.00% { JdTd }
Hand 2: 27.6768 % 27.68% 00.00% { 2c2s }

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What is this crap?

Let me explain this simply for you retards.

SPONGER HAS A PAIR ALREADY!

HIS OPPONENT ONLY HAS JACK-HIGH. JACK HIGH!!!!!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]I hope you are kidding.

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http://www.wedoitallvegas.com/Rank_O...ands_Chart.asp

[/ QUOTE ]I know what after the flop, the villain is losing... however he has the odds to win the hand, what's the problem?

[/ QUOTE ]

ANY PAIR IS WAY BETTER THAN JACK-HIGH! HOW F'ING HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND? DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE RULES OF POKER? GODDAMMIT THIS IS GETTING OLD.

[/ QUOTE ]The villain has 21 outs on both the turn and the river, goddamn it! Do you know what this means?

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Sponger has a pair.

His opponent has Jack-high.

DO THE MATH. WHO HAS THE BETTER HAND? THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!!!!

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i don't understand this. how'd you get to 15,000 posts on this forum?? i thought you were a respected poster here??? you're wrong and these other guys with 10 or 12 posts are right!! you're gonna feel pretty embarrassed when you realize your mistake!!!

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and i though I WAS GULLIBLE, lol.

Barron

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what are you trying to say, barron? that diablo isn't wrong??? or that he was just joking??? puh-leeeeze. i don't buy that for a second! maybe he has finally realized his error and feels really silly now, so he'll try to pass it off as another one of his "jokes," but he was OBVIOUSLY serious at first.

this is your chance to mock him mercilessly on his big mistake! if i were you, i'd pursue it with extreme aggressivity! go get 'im, barron!

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The new insta-quote button is da sh1znizzl3!

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See, all I need to do is click "Quote" at the the top of each post, and it automatically quotes the entire post with the quote boxes and everything.

TheMainEvent

11-28-2005 02:41 AM

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equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 72.3232 % 72.32% 00.00% { JdTd }
Hand 2: 27.6768 % 27.68% 00.00% { 2c2s }

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What is this crap?

Let me explain this simply for you retards.

SPONGER HAS A PAIR ALREADY!

HIS OPPONENT ONLY HAS JACK-HIGH. JACK HIGH!!!!!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]I hope you are kidding.

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http://www.wedoitallvegas.com/Rank_O...ands_Chart.asp

[/ QUOTE ]I know what after the flop, the villain is losing... however he has the odds to win the hand, what's the problem?

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ANY PAIR IS WAY BETTER THAN JACK-HIGH! HOW F'ING HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND? DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE RULES OF POKER? GODDAMMIT THIS IS GETTING OLD.

[/ QUOTE ]The villain has 21 outs on both the turn and the river, goddamn it! Do you know what this means?

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Sponger has a pair.

His opponent has Jack-high.

DO THE MATH. WHO HAS THE BETTER HAND? THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!!!!

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i don't understand this. how'd you get to 15,000 posts on this forum?? i thought you were a respected poster here??? you're wrong and these other guys with 10 or 12 posts are right!! you're gonna feel pretty embarrassed when you realize your mistake!!!

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and i though I WAS GULLIBLE, lol.

Barron

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what are you trying to say, barron? that diablo isn't wrong??? or that he was just joking??? puh-leeeeze. i don't buy that for a second! maybe he has finally realized his error and feels really silly now, so he'll try to pass it off as another one of his "jokes," but he was OBVIOUSLY serious at first.

this is your chance to mock him mercilessly on his big mistake! if i were you, i'd pursue it with extreme aggressivity! go get 'im, barron!

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The new insta-quote button is da sh1znizzl3!

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See, all I need to do is click "Quote" at the the top of each post, and it automatically quotes the entire post with the quote boxes and everything.

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I'll have to try that out

PoBoy321

11-28-2005 02:41 AM

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Hand 1: 72.3232 % 72.32% 00.00% { JdTd }
Hand 2: 27.6768 % 27.68% 00.00% { 2c2s }

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What is this crap?

Let me explain this simply for you retards.

SPONGER HAS A PAIR ALREADY!

HIS OPPONENT ONLY HAS JACK-HIGH. JACK HIGH!!!!!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]I hope you are kidding.

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http://www.wedoitallvegas.com/Rank_O...ands_Chart.asp

[/ QUOTE ]I know what after the flop, the villain is losing... however he has the odds to win the hand, what's the problem?

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ANY PAIR IS WAY BETTER THAN JACK-HIGH! HOW F'ING HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND? DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE RULES OF POKER? GODDAMMIT THIS IS GETTING OLD.

[/ QUOTE ]The villain has 21 outs on both the turn and the river, goddamn it! Do you know what this means?

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Sponger has a pair.

His opponent has Jack-high.

DO THE MATH. WHO HAS THE BETTER HAND? THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!!!!

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i don't understand this. how'd you get to 15,000 posts on this forum?? i thought you were a respected poster here??? you're wrong and these other guys with 10 or 12 posts are right!! you're gonna feel pretty embarrassed when you realize your mistake!!!

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and i though I WAS GULLIBLE, lol.

Barron

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what are you trying to say, barron? that diablo isn't wrong??? or that he was just joking??? puh-leeeeze. i don't buy that for a second! maybe he has finally realized his error and feels really silly now, so he'll try to pass it off as another one of his "jokes," but he was OBVIOUSLY serious at first.

this is your chance to mock him mercilessly on his big mistake! if i were you, i'd pursue it with extreme aggressivity! go get 'im, barron!

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The new insta-quote button is da sh1znizzl3!

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See, all I need to do is click "Quote" at the the top of each post, and it automatically quotes the entire post with the quote boxes and everything.

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I'll have to try that out

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Yeah, it's a lot easier than doing it manually, which is obviously what you're doing.

TheMainEvent

11-28-2005 02:45 AM

Re: Stupid bluffing idiots that get lucky

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Hand 1: 72.3232 % 72.32% 00.00% { JdTd }
Hand 2: 27.6768 % 27.68% 00.00% { 2c2s }

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What is this crap?

Let me explain this simply for you retards.

SPONGER HAS A PAIR ALREADY!

HIS OPPONENT ONLY HAS JACK-HIGH. JACK HIGH!!!!!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]I hope you are kidding.

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http://www.wedoitallvegas.com/Rank_O...ands_Chart.asp

[/ QUOTE ]I know what after the flop, the villain is losing... however he has the odds to win the hand, what's the problem?

[/ QUOTE ]

ANY PAIR IS WAY BETTER THAN JACK-HIGH! HOW F'ING HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND? DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE RULES OF POKER? GODDAMMIT THIS IS GETTING OLD.

[/ QUOTE ]The villain has 21 outs on both the turn and the river, goddamn it! Do you know what this means?

[/ QUOTE ]

Sponger has a pair.

His opponent has Jack-high.

DO THE MATH. WHO HAS THE BETTER HAND? THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!!!!

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i don't understand this. how'd you get to 15,000 posts on this forum?? i thought you were a respected poster here??? you're wrong and these other guys with 10 or 12 posts are right!! you're gonna feel pretty embarrassed when you realize your mistake!!!

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and i though I WAS GULLIBLE, lol.

Barron

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what are you trying to say, barron? that diablo isn't wrong??? or that he was just joking??? puh-leeeeze. i don't buy that for a second! maybe he has finally realized his error and feels really silly now, so he'll try to pass it off as another one of his "jokes," but he was OBVIOUSLY serious at first.

this is your chance to mock him mercilessly on his big mistake! if i were you, i'd pursue it with extreme aggressivity! go get 'im, barron!

[/ QUOTE ]

The new insta-quote button is da sh1znizzl3!

[/ QUOTE ]

[img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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See, all I need to do is click "Quote" at the the top of each post, and it automatically quotes the entire post with the quote boxes and everything.

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I'll have to try that out

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Yeah, it's a lot easier than doing it manually, which is obviously what you're doing.

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I thought I already found the mother of all quoting shortcuts when I heard about ctrl-c/ctrl-v

PoBoy321

11-28-2005 02:47 AM

Re: Stupid bluffing idiots that get lucky

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equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 72.3232 % 72.32% 00.00% { JdTd }
Hand 2: 27.6768 % 27.68% 00.00% { 2c2s }

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What is this crap?

Let me explain this simply for you retards.

SPONGER HAS A PAIR ALREADY!

HIS OPPONENT ONLY HAS JACK-HIGH. JACK HIGH!!!!!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]I hope you are kidding.

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http://www.wedoitallvegas.com/Rank_O...ands_Chart.asp

[/ QUOTE ]I know what after the flop, the villain is losing... however he has the odds to win the hand, what's the problem?

[/ QUOTE ]

ANY PAIR IS WAY BETTER THAN JACK-HIGH! HOW F'ING HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND? DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE RULES OF POKER? GODDAMMIT THIS IS GETTING OLD.

[/ QUOTE ]The villain has 21 outs on both the turn and the river, goddamn it! Do you know what this means?

[/ QUOTE ]

Sponger has a pair.

His opponent has Jack-high.

DO THE MATH. WHO HAS THE BETTER HAND? THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]
i don't understand this. how'd you get to 15,000 posts on this forum?? i thought you were a respected poster here??? you're wrong and these other guys with 10 or 12 posts are right!! you're gonna feel pretty embarrassed when you realize your mistake!!!

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and i though I WAS GULLIBLE, lol.

Barron

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what are you trying to say, barron? that diablo isn't wrong??? or that he was just joking??? puh-leeeeze. i don't buy that for a second! maybe he has finally realized his error and feels really silly now, so he'll try to pass it off as another one of his "jokes," but he was OBVIOUSLY serious at first.

this is your chance to mock him mercilessly on his big mistake! if i were you, i'd pursue it with extreme aggressivity! go get 'im, barron!

[/ QUOTE ]

The new insta-quote button is da sh1znizzl3!

[/ QUOTE ]

[img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

See, all I need to do is click "Quote" at the the top of each post, and it automatically quotes the entire post with the quote boxes and everything.

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I'll have to try that out

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Yeah, it's a lot easier than doing it manually, which is obviously what you're doing.

[/ QUOTE ]

I thought I already found the mother of all quoting shortcuts when I heard about ctrl-c/ctrl-v

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The problem is that ctrl-c/ctrl-v doesn't get all of the quote boxes right.

11-28-2005 02:59 AM

Re: Stupid bluffing idiots that get lucky

PoBoy321

11-28-2005 03:00 AM

Re: Stupid bluffing idiots that get lucky

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equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 72.3232 % 72.32% 00.00% { JdTd }
Hand 2: 27.6768 % 27.68% 00.00% { 2c2s }

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What is this crap?

Let me explain this simply for you retards.

SPONGER HAS A PAIR ALREADY!

HIS OPPONENT ONLY HAS JACK-HIGH. JACK HIGH!!!!!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]I hope you are kidding.

[/ QUOTE ]

http://www.wedoitallvegas.com/Rank_O...ands_Chart.asp

[/ QUOTE ]I know what after the flop, the villain is losing... however he has the odds to win the hand, what's the problem?

[/ QUOTE ]

ANY PAIR IS WAY BETTER THAN JACK-HIGH! HOW F'ING HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND? DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE RULES OF POKER? GODDAMMIT THIS IS GETTING OLD.

[/ QUOTE ]The villain has 21 outs on both the turn and the river, goddamn it! Do you know what this means?

[/ QUOTE ]

Sponger has a pair.

His opponent has Jack-high.

DO THE MATH. WHO HAS THE BETTER HAND? THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]
i don't understand this. how'd you get to 15,000 posts on this forum?? i thought you were a respected poster here??? you're wrong and these other guys with 10 or 12 posts are right!! you're gonna feel pretty embarrassed when you realize your mistake!!!

[/ QUOTE ]

and i though I WAS GULLIBLE, lol.

Barron

[/ QUOTE ]
what are you trying to say, barron? that diablo isn't wrong??? or that he was just joking??? puh-leeeeze. i don't buy that for a second! maybe he has finally realized his error and feels really silly now, so he'll try to pass it off as another one of his "jokes," but he was OBVIOUSLY serious at first.

this is your chance to mock him mercilessly on his big mistake! if i were you, i'd pursue it with extreme aggressivity! go get 'im, barron!

[/ QUOTE ]

The new insta-quote button is da sh1znizzl3!

[/ QUOTE ]

[img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

See, all I need to do is click "Quote" at the the top of each post, and it automatically quotes the entire post with the quote boxes and everything.

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I don't think that's new.

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Well it's new to me.

11-28-2005 03:30 AM

Re: Stupid bluffing idiots that get lucky

Your last name isn't Stillman by any chance, is it? Do you like to wear NBA throwback jersey's? You a bowler?

11-28-2005 03:49 AM

Re: Stupid bluffing idiots that get lucky

There seems to be a lot of confusement on this thread. My head is spinning, and my tongue has fallen completely out of my cheek for some reason.

(btw, how did you know my wife's name was Villian?)

sweetjazz

11-28-2005 03:56 AM

Re: Stupid bluffing idiots that get lucky

The fact that you have made over 10,000 posts on this forum and still don't know a thing about poker is very encouraging in regard to the long-term health of online poker.

Please ignore me. I will feel much better ridiculing you knowing that you won't see it.

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