Re: 2 Celebs and you with a bat: Who would you choose?
 

1.) Nick for cheating on Jessica
2.) Brad for leaving Jen for a dumb whore

Re: 2 Celebs and you with a bat: Who would you choose?
 

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1) Jim Carrey
2) Philadelphia Flyers GM Bobby Clarke

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This guy is a celebrity?

Re: 2 Celebs and you with a bat: Who would you choose?
 

dave matthews, bono.

this was so easy.

Re: 2 Celebs and you with a bat: Who would you choose?
 

1. Janeane Garafolo (surprised no one's mentioned her yet)
2. That english actor what's his name from that foreign flick.

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1)The guy from Matchbox 20
2)Toby Keith

(a very very close second was the lead singer from creed).

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technically that would be a very close third.

Re: 2 Celebs and you with a bat: Who would you choose?
 

O.J. Simpson and the Pope. The Pope would be there to give Juice his last rites and remind him that he is going to burn in hell for all eternity for killing those two people. Maybe give him an evil tauning laugh, too.

Re: 2 Celebs and you with a bat: Who would you choose?
 

Andy Milonakis

Puff Daddy

Re: 2 Celebs and you with a bat: Who would you choose?
 

1) John Mayer
2) John Mayer again

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1) John Mayer
2) John Mayer again

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Can you take care of his little buddy Jack Johnson while you are at it?

Re: 2 Celebs and you with a bat: Who would you choose?
 

#1 Nicole Richie
#2 Jennifer Lopez

Big Steve [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

Re: 2 Celebs and you with a bat: Who would you choose?
 

1. Phil Hellmuth (THIS is a bad beat you bratty motherf'er!)
2. any extremist pundit or "news" show host

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Good call on Toby Keith...

#2: Ann Coulter? Sean Hannity? Rush Limbaugh? Any of those idiots would suffice.

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Read the first sentence of the OP and then re-evaluate your list of idiots.

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I even felt I was pushing it with mr Toby Keith, because of my reasons. But, then I figured he is not an overtly political figure or spokesperson. Well, except for the southerners [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Toby Keith is a Democrat... no [censored]

NT

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dave matthews, bono.

this was so easy.

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wait, no, dave matthews is utterly irrelevant. i change him to bill o'reilly. man, there are so many famous people i'd love to maul...this question isn't as easy as i thought.

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Listen fucknuttle. its not capitilized. its tolbiny. jesus, if i freakin wanted it in caps, i would have register it in CAPS.

Secondly i'm a masochist first and foremost, but a sadist ony around hot ass celebs.
i need more to drink.

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Listen toLb, is it okay if i call you that, you can do whatever you want with that bat. have fun. I just figured the chances were better of you beating someone with it than having sex with the Jessica's.

craig

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO burn

Re: 2 Celebs and you with a bat: Who would you choose?
 

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1) Jim Carrey
2) Philadelphia Flyers GM Bobby Clarke

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This guy is a celebrity?

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Obviously you are not a golfer...

Re: 2 Celebs and you with a bat: Who would you choose?
 

1) Michael Moore
2) Michael Moore's beaten carcass

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Good call on Toby Keith...

#2: Ann Coulter? Sean Hannity? Rush Limbaugh? Any of those idiots would suffice.

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Read the first sentence of the OP and then re-evaluate your list of idiots.

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I even felt I was pushing it with mr Toby Keith, because of my reasons. But, then I figured he is not an overtly political figure or spokesperson. Well, except for the southerners [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Toby Keith is a Democrat... no [censored]

NT

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I don't care if he is an anarcho-syndicalist, I don't like him.

Re: 2 Celebs and you with a bat: Who would you choose?
 

1) Kathy Griffin, I would beat her up with the bat and then SIIHP.
2) Andy Milonakas, hate the show and think it would be fun to beat the [censored] out of him.

Re: 2 Celebs and you with a bat: Who would you choose?
 

Micheal Moore

Re: 2 Celebs and you with a bat: Who would you choose?
 

1. Kevin Federline
2. Steven A Smith

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Stupid thread because I can't think of a legitimate reason to beat the [censored] out of a total stranger other than politics. What's wrong with things getting political? It's OOT not a [censored] public school you baby.

Michael Moore and Karl Rove. I do wish that I could pick more than two though.

Re: 2 Celebs and you with a bat: Who would you choose?
 

Ed Norton and Brad Pitt just so I could say... yeah.

But I'd cry while I was beating Norton.

Re: 2 Celebs and you with a bat: Who would you choose?
 

Alec Baldwin and Britney Spears, only I'd use the bat in a very uncomfortable way. lengthwise. unlubricated. sexually. okay, I plan on sticking it up their anusses.

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1) Celine Dion
2) Another 10 with Celine Dion


edit: didn't see BobMan's John Meyer option...

Olson Twins
 

...after sexual servicing of course.

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1. Dikshit
2. and his porn business partner

Enjoy!

Re: 2 Celebs and you with a bat: Who would you choose?
 

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What's wrong with things getting political? It's OOT not a [censored] public school you baby.

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Probably because a lot of people in OOT don't like politics talk in here. Plus, 2+2 has a specific forum for politics. I believe it exists primarily because people didn't want political discussions in the other forums.

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Stupid thread because I can't think of a legitimate reason to beat the [censored] out of a total stranger other than politics.

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This is very weird to me. I can't think of many reasons to beat the crap out of a 'stranger' with a bat, and none of those reasons have much of anything to do with politics.

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Stupid thread because I can't think of a legitimate reason to beat the [censored] out of a total stranger other than politics. What's wrong with things getting political? It's OOT not a [censored] public school you baby.

Michael Moore and Karl Rove. I do wish that I could pick more than two though.

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I wanted to leave any type of political discussion out because there is another forum for that and that would make the topic "unfunny" (not that it was funny to begin with). People would just fight back and forth and say thinks like, "you are a liberal of course you think that" or "of course you voted for Pat Buchanan, you are a nazi", etc...

Also, of course I don't have a desire to beat the crap out of somebody with a baseball bat for 10 minutes. But, I thought my title was better than "two celebrities you really dislike".

I am now going to beat my self up for actually justifying my post to you.

craig

Re: 2 Celebs and you with a bat: Who would you choose?
 

Terrell Owens
Drew Rosenhouse (sp?)

Edit: Assuming they can't fight back. Owens could probably beat the [censored] out of me even if I had a bat.

Re: 2 Celebs and you with a bat: Who would you choose?
 

Trump and Martha Stewart, they both could use a serious beating.

Re: 2 Celebs and you with a bat: Who would you choose?
 

1. Ja-Rule
2. Ray Liotta

Re: 2 Celebs and you with a bat: Who would you choose?
 

Michael Moore and David Ortiz

Re: 2 Celebs and you with a bat: Who would you choose?
 

Michael Moore is fully deserving, but I go with Whoopi Goldberg and Carrot Top.

Re: 2 Celebs and you with a bat: Who would you choose?
 

Michael Moore and Barbara Streisand. How's that for not political?

ScottieK

Re: 2 Celebs and you with a bat: Who would you choose?
 

Fred Durst and Terrell Owens.

Re: 2 Celebs and you with a bat: Who would you choose?
 

Colin Quinn, then Adam Carolla. Then Colin Quinn again.

Re: 2 Celebs and you with a bat: Who would you choose?
 

1) Carrot Top
2) Tom Cruise

Re: 2 Celebs and you with a bat: Who would you choose?
 

1) Jimmy Fallon (nobody said him yet!?)

2) Jay Feely (giants fan)