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Little Lew 11-08-2005 05:36 PM

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I heard that works as a virginity protector as well

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Now this is a funny comment.

4_2_it 11-08-2005 06:02 PM

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I use a small nugget of iron pyrite. I acquired 'prospecting' with my family at a road-side attraction in VA.

TomBrooks 12-24-2005 10:36 PM

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This thread could use more pictures.

miajag81 12-24-2005 11:01 PM

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A Mirage $1 chip, unless I'm playing at the Mirage.

hfrog355 12-25-2005 12:45 AM

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Standard

UncleSalty 12-25-2005 01:01 AM

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tarantula that I've trained to stand on my cards.

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This is good but would be funnier if it was coming from a Chuck Norris gimmick account.

WackityWhiz 12-25-2005 01:57 AM

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Now that i'm old enuf, ima just cut the cord off this baby

http://www.acorncomputers.com/images/items/100540.jpg

it's the same length as a card and about a half inch less wide.

VarlosZ 12-25-2005 02:57 AM

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I used to use a miniature laughing Buddha, but I don't recommend it. He always got rivered. That's what he was laughing about, apparently.

12-25-2005 04:10 AM

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I was using a 1964 Kennedy half dollar but it turned out to have bad mojo: flopped top two running into flopped bottom set, flopped second set losing to a flopped top two when it turned into 2nd boat on the river, A-rag two pair beat by a three outer Q. All of those ended my tourney.

I forgot it once on the way to the Trop (actually left it at friend's home game) so I used a California quarter from my car and went home with $1750 (on $70 buy in) after tipping the dealers. Had another player ask about it and if I was from CA (hah, Philly yo).

All in from BB (M=4) with Q4d and made the river flush on the way to a 4 way final table chop. Hit four Jacks all in later that night. Pulled my own 3 outer on the river all in with it at home game. All in three way with AKo, AKo, and my AKc and hit the flush on the turn. In fact, I have yet to take an actual bad beat with it yet. Using it again Wednesday.

wstaffor 12-25-2005 05:49 AM

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I use a .999 silver doubloon from the centennial rolling of the Krewe of Rex.

pokergrader 12-25-2005 08:44 AM

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I use my thick plastic "what beats what" chart.

MeanGreenTT 12-25-2005 11:20 AM

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5fr chip from SMB Lowes in Monte Carlo or if I'm in a particularly froggy mood, I use a 1000g brick of silver [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

JoeU 12-25-2005 12:03 PM

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So you're saying that someone looks at the coin, sees that it says "$5" on it, and then asks you how much it is worth?

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Believe it or not, yes they do. They tend to stare at the "B" on the front of the coin, and never flip it over to check the denomination.

Isn't this why poker is soooo good these days? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Joe

BigBaitsim (milo) 12-25-2005 12:21 PM

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What do you use as a card protecter at your local B & M?

I was using a couple of chips from my stack until I got A Darth Vader coin from the Episode III DVD.

Its about the size of a dealer button when it is in its plastic cas. Heads is Darth Vader's head and tails is Anikan and Obi Wan duking it out with light sabers.

well I thinhk its pretty cool [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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I heard that works as a virginity protector as well

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Beat me to it.

BigBaitsim (milo) 12-25-2005 12:23 PM

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http://images.overstock.com/f/102/31...s/P1012608.jpg

prana 12-25-2005 04:06 PM

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http://images.overstock.com/f/102/31...s/P1012608.jpg

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OMG

PokerBob 12-25-2005 04:23 PM

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What do you use as a card protecter at your local B & M?



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big black dildo.

Ray Zee 12-25-2005 05:05 PM

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over your poker career you will be much money ahead if you keep your hand on your cards for lots of reasons.

12-25-2005 11:42 PM

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The best protector I have ever seen is a small little medallion/coin from Gambler's Anonymous. It was an award for 5 successfull years of absitnence from gambling.

12-26-2005 12:16 AM

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Does he go into auto-crybaby mode when losing as a 3:2 favorite?

Chaostracize 12-26-2005 12:49 AM

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Any particular reason you use a black dildo?

Guyon 12-26-2005 01:28 AM

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Does he go into auto-crybaby mode when losing as a 3:2 favorite?

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I'd rather use pubic hair as a chip cover

binions 12-26-2005 01:45 AM

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over your poker career you will be much money ahead if you keep your hand on your cards for lots of reasons.

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Interested in your reasons. Do you keep your hands on your cards the whole hand? Or after you decide to play, do you put a chip on them?

The_Tracker 12-26-2005 02:29 AM

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A chip from my stack. Any other card protector is retarded.

NickS 12-26-2005 09:16 AM

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"A chip from my stack. Any other card protector is retarded."

I agree 100%. I play a lot of daily tournaments in AC. When I see a player sit down with some kind of statute or medallion I immediately put them in the "weak/soon to donate chips" category. I pay attention to confirm my first impression, but I haven't been wrong yet. Good players are concerned about everything else EXCEPT card protectors. Use a chip.

willie 12-26-2005 10:42 AM

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"A chip from my stack. Any other card protector is retarded."

I agree 100%. I play a lot of daily tournaments in AC. When I see a player sit down with some kind of statute or medallion I immediately put them in the "weak/soon to donate chips" category. I pay attention to confirm my first impression, but I haven't been wrong yet. Good players are concerned about everything else EXCEPT card protectors. Use a chip.

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i wouldn't say that's the best estimate of skill....

i've been rockin a marble elephant lately from the dominican republic

don't make moves on the elephant man. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

RiverTheNuts 12-26-2005 02:03 PM

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The best protector I have ever seen is a small little medallion/coin from Gambler's Anonymous. It was an award for 5 successfull years of absitnence from gambling.

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HAH, ty, you have given me a new ebay prize to search for... so far Ive found these , is this what you were talking about? That is the best card protector EVAR

Quicksilvre 12-26-2005 02:09 PM

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I prefer something that covers the whole of the cards. Just a little extra protection.


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