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In the future, double-bag it!

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I hope you are kidding, "double bagging" it is actually worse. The condoms rub against each other and are more likely to break.

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I was kidding.

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...not every guy can be packing 9+ inches boys

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I've always felt a bit sorry for this segment of the population.

Poor "guys"

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you slept with a not great looking chick that you don't want anything to do with and she's the slut? reality check time hero.

she may be veteran and you a rookie but you're both playing for the same team.

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I hope you are kidding, "double bagging" it is actually worse. The condoms rub against each other and are more likely to break.

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I was kidding.

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Good to hear. You never can be too sure when in OOT.

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Oh crap, sorry, I guess I didnt help.. Sorry, one thing tho, dont beat yourself up over it. What is done is done. The worse thing you can do is worry yourself to death. I know its hard, but just try to chill out for 2 weeks, smoke some weed if you have to, then go see a doctor in about 2 weeks. To save any embarassment, just tell the doc you slept w/ a chick and the condom broke, so you want to be tested.

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first time your cock felt pussy and you didn't cum? might wanna look into that. or maybe your gay and havent figured it out yet.

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I know dude. I feel like a pussy. The chick was kinda concerned. On the plus side, it looked like she really enjoyed it, which is cool.

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You need to go shoot your load in her mouth right away. This is the only way to redeem yourself.

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first time your cock felt pussy and you didn't cum? might wanna look into that. or maybe your gay and havent figured it out yet.

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I know dude. I feel like a pussy. The chick was kinda concerned. On the plus side, it looked like she really enjoyed it, which is cool.

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How long did all this take? If you banged a chick for over 30 minutes your first time, that's a positive.

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first time your cock felt pussy and you didn't cum? might wanna look into that. or maybe your gay and havent figured it out yet.

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I know dude. I feel like a pussy. The chick was kinda concerned. On the plus side, it looked like she really enjoyed it, which is cool.

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How long did all this take? If you banged a chick for over 30 minutes your first time, that's a positive.

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first time your cock felt pussy and you didn't cum? might wanna look into that. or maybe your gay and havent figured it out yet.

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I know dude. I feel like a pussy. The chick was kinda concerned. On the plus side, it looked like she really enjoyed it, which is cool.

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your first time + she's a slut, chances are high she didnt enjoy it nearly as much as you should have.

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Honestly, the only way you'll feel ok about it is getting tested, so do that ASAP.

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I recommend a home AIDS test. Your roommate can help you. Goes like this:

YOU: Bill, do you know anyone with AIDS?
ROOMIE: Nope.
YOU: Thanks.

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I don't see any way possible you could do it for several minutes your first time without busting.

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ditto.

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u cant worry about it now until u get tested and even then something like AIDS/HIV can take years to show up....buy smaller condoms next time that will stay on and dont sleep with overly "dirty" slutty girls. IF it makes u feel better its harder for guys to contract something than girls

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You are confused. It's up to 9 months for ElISA test vs HIV. Much less for PCR. IT's 10 years for AIDS.

HIV != AIDS.

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The only thing you can do a this point is to show her this thread.

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I recommend a home AIDS test. Your roommate can help you. Goes like this:

YOU: Bill, do you know anyone with AIDS?
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Much funnier when Mitch Hedberg said it.

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Ok, you banged a slut your first time. If you're that concerned, get tested in a few weeks. On the plus side, you're no longer a virgin. Take pride in having gone where few in OOT have.

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I don't see any way possible you could do it for several minutes your first time without busting.

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She's probably much looser than his clenched fist. Think about that.

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Does she have a myspace blog?

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I recommend a home AIDS test. Your roommate can help you. Goes like this:

YOU: Bill, do you know anyone with AIDS?
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YOU: Thanks.

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Much funnier when Mitch Hedberg said it.

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What do you want me to do, an internet Hedberg impression? How will I play that? Christ. I hope you get AIDS.

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I don't see any way possible you could do it for several minutes your first time without busting.

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I did bust at all the first time I had sex. Went for hours too.

I was drunk as [censored] though.

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I recommend a home AIDS test. Your roommate can help you. Goes like this:

YOU: Bill, do you know anyone with AIDS?
ROOMIE: Nope.
YOU: Thanks.

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Isn't everything?

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Basically, she was a slut and the condom came off while I was in her. I am pretty freaking worried right now.


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You should be. You definitely have AIDS now. You're going to die.

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I don't really know what the likelyhood of me catching anything is but she was pretty freaking slutty and something like 40% of people have STD's, so I am pretty freaking worried.

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You've been misinformed. 100% of people have STD's. Actually, it's more like 150%, because some people have more than one STD.

You know that itching feeling you have right now? That's the STD taking hold. It'll only get worse from here.

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I feel dirty.

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You should. You're swimming with disease.

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So basically, whats my percentage that I have something right now? I was probably in her condomless for at least several minutes. OOT, I need input here.

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Condoms are a scam perpetuated by the latex industry. They are completely useless at preventing disease. Actually, I read somewhere recently that wearing a condom will give you even worse AIDS than you'd get without one. Since you had sex with *both* a condom and then without one, you'll probably end up with super AIDS.

Hope the few seconds of empty pleasure was worth it.

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I don't see any way possible you could do it for several minutes your first time without busting.

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First time I had sex I was wasted and lasted 20 minutes.

Second time I was sober and I think it was like three thrusts

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I don't see any way possible you could do it for several minutes your first time without busting.

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I can, I was extremely nervous my time and it took a little wile but I did get there. I still get nervous when I do it because im often to worried about how it is for the girl and cant enjoy it as much. I am pretty inexperienced though so I imagine this will pass.

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How long did all this take? If you banged a chick for over 30 minutes your first time, that's a positive.

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Total penis in vagina time probably around 10-15 minutes. She gave me head for a while first and that was like 10 minutes too. I'm thinking I was just nervous or something or just conpletely not attracted to her. She was kind of fat.

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So after this 10-15 minutes, you just get up and leave?

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How long did all this take? If you banged a chick for over 30 minutes your first time, that's a positive.

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Total penis in vagina time probably around 10-15 minutes. She gave me head for a while first and that was like 10 minutes too. I'm thinking I was just nervous or something or just conpletely not attracted to her. She was kind of fat.

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Have you even been in a turkish prison?

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I recommend a home AIDS test. Your roommate can help you. Goes like this:

YOU: Bill, do you know anyone with AIDS?
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YOU: Thanks.

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What do you want me to do, an internet Hedberg impression? How will I play that? Christ. I hope you get AIDS.

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Thanks man.

FWIW, that was not intended as an insult...I just liked it better coming from Mitch Hedberg.

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Are you planning on sticking again or is this a one timer?

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No f-ing way. I'm done with this chick. To be honest it really didnt even feel that good. No way am I playing russian roulette again with the STD thing, if I'm lucky enough not to have contracted anything. I am done with sluts forever, I am thinking.

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something uve yet to do huh?

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I recommend a home AIDS test. Your roommate can help you. Goes like this:

YOU: Bill, do you know anyone with AIDS?
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YOU: Thanks.

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What do you want me to do, an internet Hedberg impression? How will I play that? Christ. I hope you get AIDS.

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Thanks man.

FWIW, that was not intended as an insult...I just liked it better coming from Mitch Hedberg.

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Funny... that's what she said.

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Are you planning on sticking again or is this a one timer?

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No f-ing way. I'm done with this chick. To be honest it really didnt even feel that good. No way am I playing russian roulette again with the STD thing, if I'm lucky enough not to have contracted anything. I am done with sluts forever, I am thinking.

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something uve yet to do huh?

[/ QUOTE ]hey Peachy, you are a dumb annoying [censored].

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No, she was wearing the patch. And I didn't come. I dont know how it came off, I pulled out and it was like left behind inside of her. And yes, now I feel like an idiot for sleeping with a slutty girl. It wasnt even worth it.

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did it come off when you were actually in her, or just when you were pulling out, cause if it was when you pulled out, you are probably fine

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No f-ing way. I'm done with this chick. To be honest it really didnt even feel that good. No way am I playing russian roulette again with the STD thing, if I'm lucky enough not to have contracted anything. I am done with sluts forever, I am thinking.

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something uve yet to do huh?

[/ QUOTE ]hey Peachy, you are a dumb annoying [censored].

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the censored word starts with a c and ends with a t. and its 4 letters, just so you know.

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where did the condom go? did it disappear in her vagina? if so, you probably have aids at best.

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I'm done with this chick. To be honest it really didnt even feel that good.

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Did you know that you were gay before you went to college? Or did you just discover that tonight?

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This might be stupid

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No "might" about it.

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This might be stupid but would it help if I took a shower right now and like washed my penis off really good?

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No.