UPDATE
 

Just lost $300 playing online blackjack. Was playing $1 for a long time, breakeven, went nuts and started playing $25 a hand. Thanks Superior Court. (Gambling addicts always blame it on somebody else.)

-Michael

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Just lost $300 playing online blackjack. Was playing $1 for a long time, breakeven, went nuts and started playing $25 a hand. Thanks Superior Court. (Gambling addicts always blame it on somebody else.) -Michael

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Well the only correct move is to keep doubling the bet until you get it back.

Re: UPDATE
 

"Well the only correct move is to keep doubling the bet until you get it back."

Been there. Works sometimes.

-Michael

Re: Jury Duty
 

This thread is phenomenal.

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$15/day?? That blows
In NY if your employer doesn't pay you it's $40 a day.

TONY

Re: Jury Duty
 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ymrat/LMD2.jpg

Jury material?

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This thread is phenomenal.

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I agree.

And holy cow, I guess the Michael J. Fox comparison wasn't a joke, was it?

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I'm serving jury duty in the L.A. Criminal Court right next to Judge Ito's courtroom. Jury duty sucks. I had to pay $10 to use the computer, $1.75 for a soda, and don't even get paid for the day. Thank God I believe in jury nullification or I'd be here another week maybe.

-Michael

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In VA the state pays you (for food and misc expenses) and your job is supposed to give you the time off paid. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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And holy cow, I guess the Michael J. Fox comparison wasn't a joke, was it?

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I actually think he looks more like this guy.

http://www.goldenstateautographs.com...onymichael.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ymrat/LMD2.jpg

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<font color="white">perhaps I spoke too soon... </font>

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In fact, there was just an article in Newsweek about how CA does nothing if you don't show up.

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Nothing can be done. It isn't certified mail, it is impossible to prove you recieved it. Trash can every time now (after going twice and getting called 2 more times. I'm only 22, I think they start to frequent mail the suckers who show up).

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ymrat/LMD2.jpg

Jury material?

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Is that you Michael? Or am I missing something?

BTW, quit those cigarettes you [censored] shithead.

Re: Jury Duty
 

That's me. I don't smoke.

-Michael

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Then what is that in your mouth?

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Just because I have a cigarette in my mouth doesn't mean I smoke. (Insert joke here)

-Michael

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just because i went to a gay bar doesn't mean i'm drunk

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Am I the only one who can never tell if Michael Davis is serious or not for most of his posts?

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Am I the only one who can never tell if Michael Davis is serious or not for most of his posts?

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No.

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"Am I the only one who can never tell if Michael Davis is serious or not for most of his posts?"

Haha, in all honesty, amidst extreme social awkwardness, this is the only game I have.

-Michael