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BusterStacks 05-15-2005 07:01 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
Well then, you should look into that.

Dead 05-15-2005 07:01 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
Is my dad a slut too? I must know.

BusterStacks 05-15-2005 07:03 AM

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No, this standard only applies to women. duh dude, c'mon...

Lazymeatball 05-15-2005 07:04 AM

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Was it a shotgun wedding?

Dead 05-15-2005 07:04 AM

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I think it's cool having younger parents. It means that they will be around when I am older. All of my friends' parents are like 50-55 at least.

Dead 05-15-2005 07:05 AM

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Was it a shotgun wedding?

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They were married in April 1983, and had me over a year later. So I doubt it.

bernie 05-15-2005 07:11 AM

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Mid to late 30s is a great age for women.

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Yeah, to be my mom. My mom is 41, and that's like one year older than Diane Lane. Gross.

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Evidently your mom doesn't look like Diane Lane.

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Dead 05-15-2005 07:12 AM

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Well I am not bad looking, and half of my genes are hers, so you do the math.

I don't think that she is bad looking, but she's my mom.

bernie 05-15-2005 07:18 AM

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Well I am not bad looking, and half of my genes are hers, so you do the math.

I don't think that she is bad looking, but she's my mom.

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One cannot really judge the hotness of their own mom. It's after all, mom.

So you look like 1/2 an attractive woman?

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Kellermann 05-15-2005 09:49 AM

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...at the mall. I thought she was pretty darn hot. Does this make me a dirty old man? I am 19. Nothing happened, we just talked.

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Why would that make you a "dirty old man"?

Girls mature earlier than boys. Most likely she thinks that the boys at her age are all geeky little boys. Hey, you're a rock star compared to them!

jakethebake 05-15-2005 09:56 AM

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On the serious note...there's only 4 years difference between you two. It's not *that* bad. Although I would advise against hitting that.

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Definitely avoid it if only for legal reasons. But thye age thing is so ridiculous and arbitrary. Think about it. You're 17 and [censored] the [censored] out of your 17 year-old day and night. Suddenly you turn 18 and are now a rapist because your birthdays are off by a few months? It's pretty silly. If you're 19 and she's 14, I don't know if I have a problem with it. It depends on how mature she is. But then you seem pretty immature so it's probably o.k. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Los Feliz Slim 05-15-2005 10:11 AM

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The degree of familiarity with statutory rape laws on this thread is disturbing, to say the least. Didn't The Onion have an article about this?

Nick-Zack 05-15-2005 10:12 AM

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Mid to late 30s is a great age for women.


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AMEN

chesspain 05-15-2005 10:17 AM

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Well, you must be older than, like, Jesus, man.

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Mid to late 30s is a great age for women.

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That's what I tell my wife---who's forty-three.

Yobz 05-15-2005 11:00 AM

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On the serious note...there's only 4 years difference between you two. It's not *that* bad. Although I would advise against hitting that.

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Definitely avoid it if only for legal reasons. But thye age thing is so ridiculous and arbitrary. Think about it. You're 17 and [censored] the [censored] out of your 17 year-old day and night. Suddenly you turn 18 and are now a rapist because your birthdays are off by a few months? It's pretty silly. If you're 19 and she's 14, I don't know if I have a problem with it. It depends on how mature she is. But then you seem pretty immature so it's probably o.k. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Usually it doesn't work that way. First of all most places are 16, not 18 (at least in NJ) and second of all, if you are within 4 years (i.e., 18 and 15 is ok but 19 and 15 is not) then it doesn't matter. So 15 and 16 is still legal...

tbach24 05-15-2005 11:10 AM

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Your age divided by 2 + 7 is acceptable

19/2 + 7 = 16.5. Unacceptable.

microbet 05-15-2005 11:29 AM

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The statutory rape laws aren't that inflexible, in general.

Sponger15SB 05-15-2005 11:42 AM

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I nailed a 15 year old once. It was hot.

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Nice avatar

purnell 05-15-2005 11:51 AM

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"Dirty old man" is in the eyes of the beholder. The thing you need to remember is the law, as in, "15 will get you 20".


Morally, I see no problem with a consensual relationship between 19 and 15, but the law does.


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if there's grass on the infield, play ball!

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purnell 05-15-2005 12:11 PM

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Mid to late 30s is a great age for women.

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It's true. This is the time of the typical woman's peak of sexual desire. You "boys" will someday understand that a woman's desire is at least as important as her physical appearance, vis-a-vis the satisfation of her sexual partner.

nervous 05-15-2005 01:04 PM

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PIITB

Publos Nemesis 05-15-2005 01:10 PM

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Mid to late 30s is a great age for women.

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It's true. This is the time of the typical woman's peak of sexual desire. You "boys" will someday understand that a woman's desire is at least as important as her physical appearance, vis-a-vis the satisfation of her sexual partner.

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True. The sex is always better when the woman has romantic feelings for you, which translates into more desire.

purnell 05-15-2005 01:23 PM

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True dat. But I ain't talkin' about "romance". I'm talkin' about ruttin'.

crosse91 05-15-2005 01:35 PM

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use the chair.

augie00 05-15-2005 02:41 PM

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bump for the pedophiles

2005 05-15-2005 02:52 PM

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yeah, I'm 23 and I hooked up with a 34 year old divorcee once, it was fun. On a side note, I hooked up with a 35 year old too and I was at her house and she said she had to take her son to school, I was like, cool, what grade is he in "Sophomore in high school" DOH

gamblore99 05-15-2005 03:15 PM

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Same thing happened to me when I was 17, and she was 15. It just felt really really weird. I'm 20 and I think the youngest I could go is 18.

TimM 05-15-2005 03:27 PM

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Wait until you guys get to my age, where a 20 year difference is fine (and legal). [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

purnell 05-15-2005 03:41 PM

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Lol. I nailed a 13 year-old (way more than) once. I was 13 too, and it was not that great, since I had no clue, though she had a much better grasp of what "good sex" was than I did.

Publos Nemesis 05-15-2005 03:48 PM

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yeah, I'm 23 and I hooked up with a 34 year old divorcee once, it was fun. On a side note, I hooked up with a 35 year old too and I was at her house and she said she had to take her son to school, I was like, cool, what grade is he in "Sophomore in high school" DOH

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Dude, you have done it with a MILF. NH.

bernie 05-15-2005 06:07 PM

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Well, you must be older than, like, Jesus, man.

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Mid to late 30s is a great age for women.

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That's what I tell my wife---who's forty-three.

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hahahah

I bet she loves that! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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bernie 05-15-2005 06:10 PM

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Mid to late 30s is a great age for women.

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It's true. This is the time of the typical woman's peak of sexual desire. You "boys" will someday understand that a woman's desire is at least as important as her physical appearance, vis-a-vis the satisfation of her sexual partner.

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True. The sex is always better when the woman has romantic feelings for you, which translates into more desire.

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It's also better when she has more experience than just having to worry about laying there while a guy does her that doesn't know, or care of the difference whether the chick has experience.

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Dead 05-15-2005 06:17 PM

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I don't know about this, because the oldest girl I've had sex with was 21, and that was two months ago. I'm 20 so that's not much of a difference.

The youngest was 3 years younger(she was 17) and that was last year when I had just turned 20.

Both of those experiences were nice.

My first time was when I was 14 and the girl was 13. I was in 9th grade.

I do know that I don't want to have sex with a 35-40 year old woman who is twice my age.

BadBoyBenny 05-15-2005 06:22 PM

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19/2 = 9.5

9 because you are allowed to round down.

9+7 = 16

16 is the youngest girl you should date.

PokerCat69 05-15-2005 06:31 PM

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Age of concent in Canada is 14. If your American I think its illegal though.

jakethebake 05-15-2005 07:11 PM

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Usually it doesn't work that way. First of all most places are 16, not 18 (at least in NJ) and second of all, if you are within 4 years (i.e., 18 and 15 is ok but 19 and 15 is not) then it doesn't matter. So 15 and 16 is still legal...

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"Most" places it is either 17 or 18, not 16. As for this 4 year thing, I've never heard of syuch a thing and I'm guessing it's another weird NJ thing, or else you just made it up. Aside from NJ, which apparently has it's own weird Louisiana-ish legal things going on, you're definitely an idiot if you're 18 and banging a 15 year old.

With all that said, why is it that we have these standards. I'm not arguing right or wrong. But I've always thought it was interesting that in most other cultures, it's very normal for younger women to have relationships/marry older men.

Blarg 05-15-2005 07:17 PM

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Pretty standard actually. It's been pretty universally standard all over the world throughout the ages.

jakethebake 05-15-2005 07:22 PM

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Pretty standard actually. It's been pretty universally standard all over the world throughout the ages.

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Clarify. Which part of what I said?

augie00 05-15-2005 07:26 PM

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http://teenadvice.about.com/library/...nsentchart.htm

bernie 05-15-2005 09:01 PM

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I don't know about this, because the oldest girl I've had sex with was 21, and that was two months ago. I'm 20 so that's not much of a difference.

The youngest was 3 years younger(she was 17) and that was last year when I had just turned 20.

Both of those experiences were nice.

My first time was when I was 14 and the girl was 13. I was in 9th grade.

I do know that I don't want to have sex with a 35-40 year old woman who is twice my age.

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I meant that as a general statement. Sure their are some good young lays. How do you think they got good? Born with it? Don't think so.

What getting laid experience for 20 yr old isn't nice?

That said, I've always liked older women. However, thinking back to when I was 20, I think I thought of it more as late 20s to 30 than mid 30s to 40s. So in a way, I know where you're coming from. But when you hit around 27, you might see it differently. Especially once you hit the bar/club scenes.

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