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PLO on Google

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It basically was a terrorist organization (think the forerunner for Al Qaida) that masquerading as a "liberating force" .....in case you don't read all the entries

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I know all about it. My post was showing him how easily he could have found the answer to his question.

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Yes, because Pot Limit Omaha is a firestorm in the religious world.

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that's a good point. But the fact that I would even think of the terrorist PLO means that more thought should be taken in choosing a nickname.

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I know. I was just posting that in case people were too lazy to clikc on a link and read it (and just looked at the page summary)

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I'm one of the no amount guys.

Joe

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I think there is a linear relationship between how much money would it take to kill someone, and how annoying/infuriating they are. It's a tough one for grannie because senior citizens, though slow and a danger behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. As for a blanket price to kill someone, i would say whatever amount of money would allow me to fill a king sized bed with 100's to a height of around 10 inches, so i could then swim around in it saying "oh yes, kyles money, awesome". This price could easily be reduced if the mark in question:

-used the term "chillax"
-drove the speed limit in the fast lane
-watched the OC
-made horrible trades in online monopoly allowing the person clearly in last place to leap frog and win the game
-frequently displayed their "freestyle rap" skills while drunk and uninvited at my apartment
-preferred friends to seinfeld
-has ever said "the book was better" in response to the question, have you seen "x movie"
-has read a Harry potter book while they were an age >12
-was a female friend who frequently leans on you/holds your arm or hand/sits on your lap when you are talking to another girl, but wont take one for the team herself

If the person in question did any of those, and i was assured to get away with it, i would ask for gas money.. but not require it

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This list would be more amusing if your attitude about about The OC and Harry Potter wasn't so damn clueless. Liking things that are fun is ok.

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I know all about it. My post was showing him how easily he could have found the answer to his question.

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Well I was trying to draw the connection between "no women, no children" and Pot Limit Omaha.

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the fact that I would even think of the terrorist PLO means I'm a moran

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FYP

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No women, no children.

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yeah, there much better off left here to do the grieving and suffering

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Yes, the certainly are.

OCW

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PLO on Google

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I know all about it. My post was showing him how easily he could have found the answer to his question.

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Boy was that ever a terrible definition.

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I'm the kind of guy who would get killed rather than paid the money, so it's out of the question in the first place. Or even if I got paid and the money could never be gotten back from me, killed just to eliminate a traceable "witness." Or just to help zero in someone's gunsights, or just on principle. So this kind of deal is out before any moral questions on my part even come up.

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This depends entirely on why she needs to die.

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If I could some how be assured that there was no legal risk, I would charge half a million dollars (if untaxed) per hit. The target or reason does not matter, provdided it is not a kid.

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If I could some how be assured that there was no legal risk, I would charge half a million dollars (if untaxed) per hit. The target or reason does not matter, provdided it is not a kid.

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i'm pretty sure assassin income would be unreportable.

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i'm pretty sure assassin income would be unreportable.

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This is incorrect.

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For innocent old lady, I'd need 7 figures.

For the guy who goes over into the merge land, zooms up, then cuts me off, I'd need $10.

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If I had nothing to lose with an IRS investigation, i'd consider putting 'assassin' as my occupation on next year's tax return.

-d

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If I had nothing to lose with an IRS investigation, i'd consider putting 'assassin' as my occupation on next year's tax return.

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I'd love to see your itemized deductions for work-related expenses.

Swede

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I'd kill Georgie Bush for free.

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It is in Canada and New Zealand.

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It is in Canada and New Zealand.

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Illegal income. Illegal income, such as money from dealing illegal drugs, must be included in your income on Form 1040, line 21, or on Schedule C or Schedule C-EZ (Form 1040) if from your self-employment activity.

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Illegal income. Illegal income, such as money from dealing illegal drugs, must be included in your income on Form 1040, line 21, or on Schedule C or Schedule C-EZ (Form 1040) if from your self-employment activity.

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Thats crazy bro!

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Yep, it's true. I was discussing online poker with a purveyor of fine horticultural products with whom I happened to be aquainted. I said "...and I don't pay tax"

His response "bro, I pay my taxes - the IRD can [censored] you up worse than the police"

So yes, income from ilegal sources is taxable. That year, I declared all my cashouts as "income from other sources" and wrote "selling weed" as the explanation.

See, the law is that while you have to pay taxes on ilegal income, they can't share your info with the police. [censored] up? Maybe, but with the size of the drug economy in NZ, it's necessary.