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i don't know , but when she taps out a couple orange tic tacs after dinner and asks "do you think i'm pretty ?" whatever you do don't say "you're decent looking."

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Gorie,
how about "you'll do"?

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El D,

I actually looked this one up, because its been so long since I've heard it mentioned in "base" form.

According to some website:

1st base - Kissing
2nd base - boobs
3rd base - oral
Home Run - teh sex0r!!!!11one

-- yasher

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Grand Slam = SIIHP

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5th base = Anal
6th base = Shot gun to the face, [censored] the hole.
7th base = <font color="white">blind fold her. Get her naked. Then hang her </font>

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i don't know , but when she taps out a couple orange tic tacs after dinner and asks "do you think i'm pretty ?" whatever you do don't say "you're decent looking."

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Gorie,
how about "you'll do"?

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i like it.

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Diffuse the situation by joking -- "I would take you invite you over to my totally sweet dorm room, but I'm having some painting done. Your place? Movie?"

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Money has shown a poor choice in jokes before.

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E.D.,

Awesome Blossom = serious gas. Maybe not the best for scoring with the chickies.

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El Diablo is MVP of this thread. Reading his salutations in each post made me ROFLOLOICYSSCKYSIIHP.

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El D,

I actually looked this one up, because its been so long since I've heard it mentioned in "base" form.

According to some website:

1st base - Kissing
2nd base - boobs
3rd base - oral
Home Run - teh sex0r!!!!11one

-- yasher

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That must be Nu Skool, cuz Old School is:

1st-Tongue
2nd-T*ts
3rd-Finger
4th-F*ck

I will admit, I like the Nu 3rd better though.


I also propose a Grand Slam = SIIHP

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it is referred to as 5th base

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it is referred to as 5th base

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The dirty base?

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I usually skip 4th and head straight for 5th... then I head back to 4th after it's not as fun anymore.

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Trip Report-
So she picks me up at around 7 and we head our way out to Outback for a casual dinner. The car ride goes smooth w/ fluff talk and what not and the occasional joke or story to make her laugh. We get in the place and I charm her with my witt and humor and it goes by fast. The waitress comes ([censored] one may I add) with the bill 5 minutes late after I asked her to. As she is pulling out the bill I instictivly pull out my wallet, only to find that my female companion has some how already presented the waitress with her credit card. I respond with by putting my hand on the card saying "no i got it, this is my treat to you." she responded with "No you did Ihop and now its my turn" I say "You sure?" She says "Its all good" ***Thank You OOT for not letting me punt this*** As we are walking outside hand around her I am offered a piece of gum so I accept (Another OOT strategy).Previously she has mentioned of a 10 page paper that needed to get finished so I put together that chilling at her place or going out/renting a movie wasnt going to happen. The car ride home chit chat was just as easy and all of a sudden where at my residence building. The car is in Drive and the brake on...
The moment of truth
I look at her and all I can muster is some wrap up line saying" blah blah blah good time blah blah thanks for treating me " then i get out of the car and go inside.
Do i feel dirty inside? EXtremly. Did I punt? Farther then I can see. Berate away
-Andrew

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she gave you gum, dude.

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I usually skip 4th and head straight for 5th... then I head back to 4th after it's not as fun anymore.

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That's not good for the Kitty.....

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Trip Report-
So she picks me up at around 7 and we head our way out to Outback for a casual dinner. The car ride goes smooth w/ fluff talk and what not and the occasional joke or story to make her laugh. We get in the place and I charm her with my witt and humor and it goes by fast. The waitress comes ([censored] one may I add) with the bill 5 minutes late after I asked her to. As she is pulling out the bill I instictivly pull out my wallet, only to find that my female companion has some how already presented the waitress with her credit card. I respond with by putting my hand on the card saying "no i got it, this is my treat to you." she responded with "No you did Ihop and now its my turn" I say "You sure?" She says "Its all good" ***Thank You OOT for not letting me punt this*** As we are walking outside hand around her I am offered a piece of gum so I accept (Another OOT strategy).Previously she has mentioned of a 10 page paper that needed to get finished so I put together that chilling at her place or going out/renting a movie wasnt going to happen. The car ride home chit chat was just as easy and all of a sudden where at my residence building. The car is in Drive and the brake on...
The moment of truth
I look at her and all I can muster is some wrap up line saying" blah blah blah good time blah blah thanks for treating me " then i get out of the car and go inside.
Do i feel dirty inside? EXtremly. Did I punt? Farther then I can see. Berate away
-Andrew

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Your nickname should be "The Anvil".......she gave you....gum.

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27o,

I never knew exactly what 2nd and 3rd were, and some website decided to tell me it was exactly as I posted it. You're saying that if you kiss a chick, but don't get tongue, you didnt make it to first? And you consider 3rd base to be getting a finger in her cooter? If you get a handie, is that 3rd?

Whatever, as El D said earlier, I think we're very lucky. Even at 21, I've witnessed a change in the last 4 or 5 years. Blowjobs are chic. Oh, how wonderful it is.

$,

Did you want her to hold up a sign that read, "KISS ME, MORON"? Most chicks don't make it as obvious as she made it. Jesus. Someone get this man some testicles.

yasher

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That must be Nu Skool, cuz Old School is:

1st-Tongue
2nd-T*ts
3rd-Finger
4th-F*ck

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Or French, Feel, Finger, F*ck

BJ fits in somewhere between 3rd and Home I guess; 'getting there' could be considered a homer by someone with lax standards.

To the OP:
Dude - she gave you frickin' gum.

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why don't you pick a better restaurant? [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] and, wait, you're actually planning out how you want to grab her boobs?

how old is she?

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1) Outback kicks ass

2) Not everybody is rolling in money

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call her right now and tell her you want her (breathing heavily)}

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Homer,

Outback is a fine restaurant. But for a 2nd date? Nonono, that's just all wrong. I didn't necessarily mean a more expensive restaurant, just one better suited to the mood one is trying to establish on a 2nd date. Even something cheesy like the Olive Garden is probably better than Outback. I tend to shy away from big chain restaurants on dates, however. There are many fine, small romantic restaurants - of all food varieties - in most cities, if you know where to look. That being said, Outback seems to have worked out pretty well, if OP weren't a rock.

I'm not in debt... but that's about all that can be said for my current monetary situation. I'm not one of these "ballers," as El D likes to put it. I work for the man. But he's quite a nice guy, really...

Miserly,
yasher

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Taht was a godo laugh Biggy

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So is your spelling.

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27o,

I never knew exactly what 2nd and 3rd were, and some website decided to tell me it was exactly as I posted it. You're saying that if you kiss a chick, but don't get tongue, you didnt make it to first? And you consider 3rd base to be getting a finger in her cooter? If you get a handie, is that 3rd?

Whatever, as El D said earlier, I think we're very lucky. Even at 21, I've witnessed a change in the last 4 or 5 years. Blowjobs are chic. Oh, how wonderful it is.

$,

Did you want her to hold up a sign that read, "KISS ME, MORON"? Most chicks don't make it as obvious as she made it. Jesus. Someone get this man some testicles.

yasher

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I'd say todays BJ is yesterdays feel-up.

Chalk it up to inflation.


Could this be considered the new bases?

1st-T*ts
2nd-Oral
3rd-F*ck
4th-SIIHP

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spastic child pounding sticks on cow hide stretched over metal cylinders,

I'm not sure if those bases are fitting. Do people really undervalue kissing that much? Perhaps I'm gonna sound like a woman, but there's a lot to be said for a good kisser. If a girl can't kiss, she's out, in my book. So, we have to put kissing in there somewhere. Since I stopped being a little vagina (this probably happened at 17, though I'd entertain arguments for 18), I havent met a girl that minded me placing a hand on her breasts while she stuck her tongue down my throat... so, perhaps you're right.

1st - Kissing w/tongue &amp; boobies

So, once we establish that 1st is obv french kissing &amp; some boobage, where do we go from there? Straight to oral? Im not so sure. I think 2nd has to be some combination of removing clothing &amp; getting her hands on your junk, or vice versa.

2nd - General nakedness &amp; mutual masturbation (the "heavy petting" we talked about in health class)

That leaves oral for 3rd. I think that's fair. Today's BJ is yesterday's handjob. Muff diving is in, too.

3rd - Oral sex0r

Fourth is simple too, once we do it like this. I dont think we can say that SIIHP is as common as people like to think/claim it is... most women that I know (including one of the two whom allowed me to complete such an act) shy away from the idea. So, SIIHP is like, hitting a walkoff homerun. 4th is actual intercourse.

4th (Scoring) - Sex

We can continue the baseball analogy if we need to.

SIIHP - Walkoff homer
2 Chicks - Walkoff homer to end a WS game
Getting [censored] in the butt with a strap-on - Blowing game 7 of the WS

Contributions?

yasher

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El D,

I actually looked this one up, because its been so long since I've heard it mentioned in "base" form.

According to some website:

1st base - Kissing
2nd base - boobs
3rd base - oral
Home Run - teh sex0r!!!!11one

-- yasher

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Grand Slam = SIIHP

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5th base = Anal
6th base = Shot gun to the face, [censored] the hole.
7th base = <font color="white">blind fold her. Get her naked. Then hang her </font>

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8th base= snuff film

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El D,

I actually looked this one up, because its been so long since I've heard it mentioned in "base" form.

According to some website:

1st base - Kissing
2nd base - boobs
3rd base - anything below the waist including a$$hole manipulation
Home Run - teh sex0r!!!!11one

-- yasher

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FYP

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surf,

If you'll peruse the rest of the posts, you'll find that we're modifying the system to fit today's sexually active youth. Any input you have is welcome.

Cheers,
yasher

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yasher,

Good job.

thoughtfully,

score

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Trip Report-
So she picks me up at around 7 and we head our way out to Outback for a casual dinner. The car ride goes smooth w/ fluff talk and what not and the occasional joke or story to make her laugh. We get in the place and I charm her with my witt and humor and it goes by fast. The waitress comes ([censored] one may I add) with the bill 5 minutes late after I asked her to. As she is pulling out the bill I instictivly pull out my wallet, only to find that my female companion has some how already presented the waitress with her credit card. I respond with by putting my hand on the card saying "no i got it, this is my treat to you." she responded with "No you did Ihop and now its my turn" I say "You sure?" She says "Its all good" ***Thank You OOT for not letting me punt this*** As we are walking outside hand around her I am offered a piece of gum so I accept (Another OOT strategy).Previously she has mentioned of a 10 page paper that needed to get finished so I put together that chilling at her place or going out/renting a movie wasnt going to happen. The car ride home chit chat was just as easy and all of a sudden where at my residence building. The car is in Drive and the brake on...
The moment of truth
I look at her and all I can muster is some wrap up line saying" blah blah blah good time blah blah thanks for treating me " then i get out of the car and go inside.
Do i feel dirty inside? EXtremly. Did I punt? Farther then I can see. Berate away
-Andrew

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She drives, pays for dinner, and offers you gum. You offer her "thanks". I see that "baller" instinct really took over.
Loser.

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surf,

If you'll peruse the rest of the posts, you'll find that we're modifying the system to fit today's sexually active youth. Any input you have is welcome.

Cheers,
yasher

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anytime...sarcasm welcome as well ...

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surf,

If I were a 16 year old, and some chick let me stick my finger in her butt, I'd think I'd just hit a grand slam off sandy koufax or some crap. Perhaps I was weird at that age.

There was no sarcasm in my post... and my detector is way off today anyway. Swede got me huge earlier [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] I'm tired.

Sleepily,
yasher

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$$$,

i find it hard to believe that anyone who spells their name like that has ever seen a girl, much less went on a date with one. are you sure it wasnt a dude?

curiously,
nl

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I'm of legal gambling age, maybe my geographical location has major influences in my base count.

I live in the Valley of Los Angeles proper, the porn capital of the world...

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spastic child pounding sticks on cow hide stretched over metal cylinders,

I'm not sure if those bases are fitting. Do people really undervalue kissing that much? Perhaps I'm gonna sound like a woman, but there's a lot to be said for a good kisser. If a girl can't kiss, she's out, in my book. So, we have to put kissing in there somewhere. Since I stopped being a little vagina (this probably happened at 17, though I'd entertain arguments for 18), I havent met a girl that minded me placing a hand on her breasts while she stuck her tongue down my throat... so, perhaps you're right.

1st - Kissing w/tongue &amp; boobies

So, once we establish that 1st is obv french kissing &amp; some boobage, where do we go from there? Straight to oral? Im not so sure. I think 2nd has to be some combination of removing clothing &amp; getting her hands on your junk, or vice versa.

2nd - General nakedness &amp; mutual masturbation (the "heavy petting" we talked about in health class)

That leaves oral for 3rd. I think that's fair. Today's BJ is yesterday's handjob. Muff diving is in, too.

3rd - Oral sex0r

Fourth is simple too, once we do it like this. I dont think we can say that SIIHP is as common as people like to think/claim it is... most women that I know (including one of the two whom allowed me to complete such an act) shy away from the idea. So, SIIHP is like, hitting a walkoff homerun. 4th is actual intercourse.

4th (Scoring) - Sex

We can continue the baseball analogy if we need to.

SIIHP - Walkoff homer
2 Chicks - Walkoff homer to end a WS game
Getting [censored] in the butt with a strap-on - Blowing game 7 of the WS

Contributions?

yasher

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I can live with that.

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NLS,

He's obviously such a baller, that he can set his "M0n3y" (aka $100 bills aka benjamins aka scrilla) 0n "f1r3" (aka blazing). I agree with your assessment. It took me five minutes to figure out what the hell his name meant. After further thought, would you change your belief if his name were simply, "moneyonfire"? I find this doubtful. The name is bad enough. The spelling just exacerbates it.

surf,

I'm 21, and I havent had any real concept of "Bases" since I was 16 or so. I just found it interesting how "boobs" was once considered a "worthwhile achievement," and now guys aren't impressed unless you banged her AND her friend. But, on the flip side - as earlier stated - at least blowjobs are like handshakes.

Yup,
yasher

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Does anyone else find it hilarious that she got the check because he had paid for the previous meal at IHOP?

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Does anyone else find it hilarious that she got the check because he had paid for the previous meal at IHOP?

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It certainly wasn't a IHOP-in-the-morning-after-using-all-your-holes-the-night-before kind of a breakfast.

That I am fairly certain of.

GUM!

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OP,

Get drunk, then call her.

-d

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OP,

Get drunk, then call her.

-d

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NOOOOOOOOO. Drunk dialing, bad idea. -EV

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NLS,

He's obviously such a baller, that he can set his "M0n3y" (aka $100 bills aka benjamins aka scrilla) 0n "f1r3" (aka blazing). I agree with your assessment. It took me five minutes to figure out what the hell his name meant. After further thought, would you change your belief if his name were simply, "moneyonfire"? I find this doubtful. The name is bad enough. The spelling just exacerbates it.

surf,

I'm 21, and I havent had any real concept of "Bases" since I was 16 or so. I just found it interesting how "boobs" was once considered a "worthwhile achievement," and now guys aren't impressed unless you banged her AND her friend. But, on the flip side - as earlier stated - at least blowjobs are like handshakes.

Yup,
yasher

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i like boobs, boobs are nice

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Me doing anything -ev.