Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 

And I concede to El Diablo with...

Okay, you're the king,
I'm fine with that, so calm down.
Where's my book, 'Macbeth'?

Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 

No thanks Diebitter.
I'd rather gouge my eyes out
than read that drivel.

Yugoslav

Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 

i hope you all die
what, what, you want some of this?
angry enough, bitch?

Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 

no, a little sad,
a little melancholy,
Not angry. night night.

Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 

The cards were sooooted
Playing out of position
I lose my bankroll

I smash my new mouse
It is instantly destroyed
I suck at poker

The Boss\' Reply
 

I found you at last
surfing 2+2 instead
of getting to work

you are demoted
come to my office now
enjoy the mailroom

Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 

It's cold and dark now
And I'm out of cigarettes
Damn have to get some

Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 

stuck around someone
who mocks me in retard voice
it is not funny.

Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 

An absurd upswing
French woman chatting me up
Who could be angry?

Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 

i have to go pee
but i don't want to sit out
never fast enough. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 

Let's call a meeting
Endless spumescent droning
Nothing accomplished

Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 

people hating kids
that come trick or treating just
so get on my wick!

Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 

cannot get to sleep
reading 2+2 all night
coke: hell of a drug

Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 

also, once in mode
can't stop thinking in haiku
fu diebitter

Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 

All around me, ill
I await influenza
From Asian chickens.

Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 

[ QUOTE ]
i hope you all die
what, what, you want some of this?
angry enough, bitch?

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm quite good at this.
If I challenge you and win,
do I get your life?

Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 

[ QUOTE ]
people hating kids
that come trick or treating just
so get on my wick!

[/ QUOTE ]

Little terrorists,
Begging really grates, maybe
We burn them next week.

I kid.

Mack

Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
i hope you all die
what, what, you want some of this?
angry enough, bitch?

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm quite good at this.
If I challenge you and win,
do I get your life?

[/ QUOTE ]

I do hope El D.
Notices this n00b challenge,
steps up to the plate! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 

Butter, Hot Sauce, [censored]
Won't Ever do that again,
I'm [censored]-ing fire

Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 

[ QUOTE ]
Butter, Hot Sauce, [censored]
Won't Ever do that again,
I'm [censored]-ing fire

[/ QUOTE ]

Crimson is the man
despite scarred lips and ego
a true folk hero

Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
i hope you all die
what, what, you want some of this?
angry enough, bitch?

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm quite good at this.
If I challenge you and win,
do I get your life?

[/ QUOTE ]

I do hope El D.
Notices this n00b challenge,
steps up to the plate! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

A legend or not,
in a heads-up haiku-off
he would be a dog.

And, I will say this:
presuming pure, fair judgment,
I'd leave if I lost.

Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 

Flame on, I'm a bitch
Crimson gave a great effort
Blisters suck, nose burns

Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 

Not this [censored] again.
Stupid threads burn up my brain
Like Crimson's bowels

Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 

No anger in me.
Feeling pretty good right now.
All's right with the world.

Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 

I don't understand
Japanese legal system
Will fail PoliSci


Refuse to study
Instead, reading OOT
I don't give a [censored].

Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 

managers come by
I'm thinking about naughties,
and the sap's risen...


grrrrr

Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 

noisy idiots talk
standing next to my office
who the [censored] are you?

Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 

Rage-ku

Its tempest boils
Like a swarm of angry gnats
Coursing through my brain

Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 

Power at my house.
No more darkness. Hot water.
Kids come home tonight!

[img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 

Grey day rains on me,
soaks me through, like a rag doll
pissed on by the dogs

Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 

My gosh, don't you have
anything better to do
than writing haikus?

Swede

Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 

You, bumping old threads..
Why? I need Dining advice:
Make-a-me-so-mad!

I have an degree
In poetry-writing y'all.
I'll smoke you at this.

Don't even front like
you know what a tanka is...
<pointing to degree>.

Let's battle! I'm fresh
like butter in your belly...
Puke me up...Eight Mile!

Punk-ass OOTiots,
Crying and [censored] when I pwn.
Oops, I got [censored].

Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 

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You, bumping old threads..

[/ QUOTE ]

Was this directed at me? There have been a lot of old threads bumped lately, but not by me. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
You, bumping old threads..

[/ QUOTE ]

Was this directed
at me? (Not really I just
needed a lead-in.)

...


There have been a lot
of old threads bumped ninja-style,
secretly by me . [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

FYH

Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 

[ QUOTE ]
There have been a lot
of old threads bumped lately,
secretly by me . [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

FYH

[/ QUOTE ]

It was not the bake.
No ninja bumper am I.
You know when I bump.