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Too weird. She never went to UT though? [/ QUOTE ] wow this is weird, i knew a really short jaime (cheerleader) that did go to UT. different girl, didn't bang her and don't know her last name. |
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I was just getting ready to list a song or a movie that I've made love to, and then I realized that this topic is not at all what I expected it to be.
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ditto
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[ QUOTE ] Strangest thing you've made love to? [/ QUOTE ] Anyone else find his wording disturbing? [/ QUOTE ] Yes, it should be "Strangest thing to which you've made love." |
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"The Lady in Red" by Chris DeBurgh. How I did it without vomiting is a triumph of lust over taste.
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Cucumber tube
Girls aren't the only ones that can enjoy a lovemaking session with a cucumber. Get a cucumber and hollow it out so it fits your wang nicely. Warm it in the microwave if you so desire, and then use masking tape to attach it to the side of the bathtub. once you're ready to let it fly, you can just spurt into the bathtub and then run the water for easy clean up. And if someone comes into the bathroom while you're doing your business, you can just hop in the tub and pull the shower curtain across and hide your shame.
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"The Lady in Red" by Chris DeBurgh. How I did it without vomiting is a triumph of lust over taste. [/ QUOTE ] Very easy to manage with her thighs clamped firmly around your head. |
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[ QUOTE ] "The Lady in Red" by Chris DeBurgh. How I did it without vomiting is a triumph of lust over taste. [/ QUOTE ] Very easy to manage with her thighs clamped firmly around your head. [/ QUOTE ] I'd hope so. That would be a bad time to vomit, huh? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] |
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And if someone comes into the bathroom while you're doing your business, you can just hop in the tub and pull the shower curtain across and hide your shame. [/ QUOTE ] Don't bathrooms usually have locks? |
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15 years old, mattess, boxcutter, use your imagination.
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the ninja bumpers got another one...
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When I was in 6th grade, my friend told me to try having sex with a turkey baster with the rubber thing taken off, except the hole was too small and I was like "WTF? It's a sharp metal edge. that can't be good." So I went on a kind of scavenger hunt around my house trying to find things to have sex with.
That's when I found an old stuffed animal from when I was a little kid that had a hole ripped between its legs, exposing its warm, soft, cotton insides. |
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you can always see who is doing the ninja bumping, just look at when the posts were made.
Melch |
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