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My fave is when they think they're typing in their notes but broadcast it in chat:

"ScottieK stays in with BS - BIG BLUFFER call him every time"
"Likes to suckout - raise him"
"Doesn't respect raises - maybe checkraise him"
"NOTE: Will not fold"
"Bets second pair - total fish"

"Oops did I just type that?"

Other than that, when I see a brutal beat on Paradise, it's:

Another day in Paradise

ScottieK

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Yesterday I got this after hitting flush draw and getting paid nicely:

"Go su ck the c o c k of your wife, fken fagget"
(I am not curcumventing the profanity filter, he typed it like that [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]).

He leaves the table, comes back and sits out and asks me:
"Are you a fken niger?"
I answer:
"No"
He types:
"Your wife told me so"
And leaves again [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img].

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I type in (jokingly): Nice suckout man.
I had you preflop. What a joke.


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I do this "jokingly" comments myself pretty often so I know what I am talking about.

99% of them are because u are pissed and want to hurt him a little.

1% because u want to have a fun time with him or with others at table.

I fully understand he thought u were e jerk. U were.

And then posting about, still thinking its u who is funny. Well, lets not talk about that.

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This is more of a search for second opinions of something I once said. Game was small stakes Stud Hi/Lo, I was heads up with some guy. It was our second hand and on our first I think i folded right out the gate or on 4th.

Anyway, he's showing low on 3rd and shows another low on 4th and immediately started pumping the pot. I had practically nothing but called him all the way. After the hand we split the pot, he made low somwhere around 6th & I won high with something stupid like a pair of 7's.

Conversation:

Him: ???
Me: I wanted to see your cards
Him: o.k.

For the record, the guy was not an ass. In fact, I think that was all he ever said. Further I was being completly serious. I just wanted to confirm he was betting his low draw on fourth and continued to fire on 5th.

But I still wonder how i would take it if somebody said to me "I just wanted to see your cards" after a string of bad or seemingly poor calls.

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"Did you register for the wrong tournament?"

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"That's Jokerstars for you!"

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Player 1: nice 3 outer
Player 2: I 3 outed your mom last night.

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Me: I don't read. I just dominate poker.


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That's classic. I'm going to start using that one.

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This one just happened at a SNG on 'Stars. I'm just a spectator but its still funny:

Dealer: Kmeto has two pair, Aces and Threes
Dealer: RIGGER007 has a pair of Threes
Dealer: Game #3455038138: Kmeto wins pot (3280) with two pair, Aces and Threes
Dealer: RIGGER007 finished the tournament in 8th place
JoeDeertay: nh
RIGGER007 [observer]: loser \
JoeDeertay: lol
RIGGER007 [observer]: fqu
Dealer: sped19, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
JoeDeertay: he cant be serious
Dealer: Game #3455060447: xfrancisx wins pot (100)
RIGGER007 [observer]: ya i am u *****

Rigger had JT and Kmeto had AJ, so Kmeto was winning on every betting round, but i geuss its still worth complaining about. Funny these amateurs are sometimes...

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Yesterday I got this after hitting flush draw and getting paid nicely:

"Go su ck the c o c k of your wife, fken fagget"
(I am not curcumventing the profanity filter, he typed it like that [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]).

He leaves the table, comes back and sits out and asks me:
"Are you a fken niger?"
I answer:
"No"
He types:
"Your wife told me so"
And leaves again [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img].

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that was me

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ooooooooooooooooooooo party poker

/endthread

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nh sir

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"I'm gonna cut you guys up in 1/2 hour, maybe less"

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Seems like those guys are often first out. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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i like partys : ) and : D when i make a nice suck out i always love to see the smilys

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MY LEAST FAVORITE --- "Dude, what a night i havent seen any pockets!" anyone who refers to pairs as 'pockets' should be put on a rocket and shot into the sun.

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this is so true that it may just deserve its own thread.

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MY LEAST FAVORITE --- "Dude, what a night i havent seen any pockets!" anyone who refers to pairs as 'pockets' should be put on a rocket and shot into the sun.

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this is so true that it may just deserve its own thread.

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My favorite is when they agonize for 30+ seconds over a river fold when the board is something like AKJ83 and type "pockets...just not my night"

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RiverStars

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I type in (jokingly): Nice suckout man.
I had you preflop. What a joke.


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I do this "jokingly" comments myself pretty often so I know what I am talking about.

99% of them are because u are pissed and want to hurt him a little.

1% because u want to have a fun time with him or with others at table.

I fully understand he thought u were e jerk. U were.

And then posting about, still thinking its u who is funny. Well, lets not talk about that.

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Is this a joke? Have you ever played limit? You really think I was *p.issed* about having to fold TT to a 5-handed limit flop of AKQ all of clubs?!

I hope you are kidding. 0% of this was because I was "p.issed", and 100% was to screw with that guy and make him think I was a fish. And to have fun.

Please tell me you are kidding. Only someone who needs a frontal labotomy would get mad about losing with TT on a 5-handed flop of AKQ clubs.