who\'s surprised
 

From the section "sexual activity"

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While I'm not that experienced

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My favorite...
 

"I'm not particularly thrilled about such fads as tonsil removal."

I guess that's one fad that passed me by. I try to stay up on all the newest fads but this one had escaped me. Have the Hilton sisters recently had tonsillectomies?

If you have not yet checked out the "Idiosyncracies" you must now go directly to that section where he also mentions that he wants to have 17(!!!) kids.

A major plus in my book
 

From the About Me section on Strengths
"have never had a cavity"

I can't help wondering if this is because he's never been to a dentist.

Also, in this section he refers to the photo as "probably flatters me a bit". I admire his modesty!

In the personal factors section he goes on to say "I am subject to certain social anxieties and phobias". Of this I say, "but, of course."

AH GOD..I\'M BLIND!!!! AGHGHGHGHGHG
 

couldn't resist...had to look at the exotica pics....like watching a train wreck at a nursery school. - it's a gruesome site, but you can't help but watch...

I'm now going to vomit and have nightmares for a week....

for the love of God....someone please kill me now...please, please, please...

pardon me now while I go pluck out my eyes....

RB

Astounding
 

The effort and dedication this proposal must have taken is so unbelievable.. wow
And It's just so damn funny
Erotica really should be harder to get to, yikes.
Basic Placn is sooooo funny
and idios.. jeez.
haha

I'm so glad this guy has chosen to devote his time to lawn care and seeking a SWF w/ "generally muscular upper legs, with an outward curve, in profile, along the back of the leg" and such.
He could be so much scarier if he cared about politics and religion.