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Andrew Fletcher 12-17-2005 11:42 AM

Re: Banging hot smart chicks
 
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#1. Smart women don't appreciate guys who obviously objectify women. Change your attitude in this respect and your chances shall improve.

BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY...

#2. Smart women appreciate men who do not spell like you do...

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girlfreind

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I can't believe you don't have a girlfrEI???nd.

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Rommate

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NOPE!!!

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thses

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Nice.

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persue

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SWEET!

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However, i get much more drunk than the average joe

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NOFUCKINWAY!!!

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intelllectuall

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Not so much in your case.

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tlak

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Yeah, I love it when, after boning, I have a great TLAK with a hot, smart girl.

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chikc

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She will ADORE you for referring to her as a "chikc" -- ESPECIALLY if she's "intellectuall."

#3. How about this...go out and meet women ON YOUR OWN -- instead of pawnshopping your roommate's girlfriend's friends. Grow some balls and just go talk to women on your own level (like, at the Special Olympics or the Betty Ford Clinic)...especially NOW that the readily-available friends of your cool roommate's girlfriend are CLEARLY out of your INTELLECTUALLLLLLLL range.

[/ QUOTE ]You are my hero.

12-17-2005 12:02 PM

Re: Banging hot smart chicks
 
Sammy,

You missed this gem:

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(playing the drunk coool roommmate rool).

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Your humble servant,
yasher

samjjones 12-17-2005 12:05 PM

Re: Banging hot smart chicks
 
Keep in mind that if they are hot, they still have dudes drooling over them all the time even if they are smart. Mostly STUPID dudes. So now perhaps you can be the smart funny dude that she wants to hook up with. There is nothing to be intimidated over.

JimHammer 12-17-2005 12:12 PM

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on a friendly note, please rent "40 year old virgin" i think you would relate well to this film.

seriously,
cyber

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No, go BUY this movie.

12-17-2005 12:13 PM

Re: Banging hot smart chicks
 
Everyone has really good things to say about that movie. I havent seen it yet. Is it worth buying?

samjjones 12-17-2005 04:33 PM

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Everyone has really good things to say about that movie. I havent seen it yet. Is it worth buying?

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I haven't seen this yet either, but this looks like an easy buy. Judd Apatow, who wrote and directed this, has never let me down (Freaks & Geeks, Undeclared, Larry Sanders Show, etc.) in the past.

diebitter 12-17-2005 04:54 PM

Re: Banging hot smart chicks
 
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Everyone has really good things to say about that movie. I havent seen it yet. Is it worth buying?

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I haven't seen this yet either, but this looks like an easy buy. Judd Apatow, who wrote and directed this, has never let me down (Freaks & Geeks, Undeclared, Larry Sanders Show, etc.) in the past.

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The OOT Film Repository is your friend

JonPKibble 12-17-2005 05:19 PM

Re: Banging hot smart chicks
 
Show these 'hot smart chicks' this thread and see what they say.

Andrew Fletcher 12-17-2005 05:31 PM

Re: Banging hot smart chicks
 
What is funny to me about this thread is that OP seems to be looking for stratagies to fool girls who are obviously much smarter than him. They are playing him and he thinks he is playing them.

OP, the smart girls will [censored] you when they feel a need for stupid dick. You're not going to control the terms of how those interactions happen.

stickman 12-17-2005 06:16 PM

Re: Banging hot smart chicks
 
[ QUOTE ]
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#1. Smart women don't appreciate guys who obviously objectify women. Change your attitude in this respect and your chances shall improve.

BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY...

#2. Smart women appreciate men who do not spell like you do...

[ QUOTE ]
girlfreind

[/ QUOTE ]
I can't believe you don't have a girlfrEI???nd.

[ QUOTE ]
Rommate

[/ QUOTE ]
NOPE!!!

[ QUOTE ]
thses

[/ QUOTE ]
Nice.

[ QUOTE ]
persue

[/ QUOTE ]
SWEET!

[ QUOTE ]
However, i get much more drunk than the average joe

[/ QUOTE ]
NOFUCKINWAY!!!

[ QUOTE ]
intelllectuall

[/ QUOTE ]
Not so much in your case.

[ QUOTE ]
tlak

[/ QUOTE ]
Yeah, I love it when, after boning, I have a great TLAK with a hot, smart girl.

[ QUOTE ]
chikc

[/ QUOTE ]
She will ADORE you for referring to her as a "chikc" -- ESPECIALLY if she's "intellectuall."

#3. How about this...go out and meet women ON YOUR OWN -- instead of pawnshopping your roommate's girlfriend's friends. Grow some balls and just go talk to women on your own level (like, at the Special Olympics or the Betty Ford Clinic)...especially NOW that the readily-available friends of your cool roommate's girlfriend are CLEARLY out of your INTELLECTUALLLLLLLL range.

[/ QUOTE ]You are my hero.

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