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JihadOnTheRiver 12-13-2005 11:20 PM

Re: What should I say to the Governator?
 
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I heard he has the sword from the movie on the wall in his office.


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He does in his L.A. office. He also has a huge conference table with a 15' stuffed alligator under it. Its almost as awesome as me.

Jihad

xLukex 12-13-2005 11:21 PM

Re: What should I say to the Governator?
 
IT'S NOT A TUMAH.

12-13-2005 11:23 PM

Re: What should I say to the Governator?
 
You said you would kill me last!?!?!

I lied.

TheMainEvent 12-13-2005 11:28 PM

Re: What should I say to the Governator?
 
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Ask him how big Jamie Lee Curtis's Penis is...I mean vagina..I mean penis and vagina are.

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FYP, I think: Jamie Lee Curtis Hermaphrodite?

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Meanest urban legend ever. Probably true though.

fluxrad 12-13-2005 11:47 PM

Re: What should I say to the Governator?
 
You should totally call him on that time he hit you when you were six.

JihadOnTheRiver 12-13-2005 11:48 PM

Re: What should I say to the Governator?
 
Fluxrad,

I like you.

Complementary,
Jihad

InchoateHand 12-13-2005 11:52 PM

Re: What should I say to the Governator?
 
If it still feels like he is cumming all of the time?

Klepton 12-14-2005 12:05 AM

Re: What should I say to the Governator?
 
ask him how much he got paid for those funny japanese commercials, and ask him how it feeels to be 3 times the normal size of a human being for his entire life.

pokerdirty 12-14-2005 12:12 AM

Re: What should I say to the Governator?
 
Is Maria Shriver really a man?

12-14-2005 12:15 AM

Re: What should I say to the Governator?
 
Pretend to choke while eating and see if he'll give you the Heimlich.


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