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Punker 12-01-2005 12:55 AM

Re: Scew in a lightbulb... (jokes)
 
How many Arts students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but he gets full course credit for it.

TheIrishThug 12-01-2005 12:57 AM

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how many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
none, u cry better in the dark.

MonkeeMan 12-01-2005 12:57 AM

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Q: How many Aggies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Aggies don't screw in lightbulbs, Aggies screw in pickup trucks.

nothumb 12-01-2005 12:59 AM

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to suck my dick.

There was also a Quaker version of this where the issue goes to a drawn out business meeting, it's like 4 pages long, only funny if you're a Quaker and over 40 years old, and the point is that Quakers have a lot of committees and that sort of [censored].

NT

shant 12-01-2005 12:59 AM

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Q: How many graphic designers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Why does the [censored] client want to change the lightbulb?!

Mangatang 12-01-2005 01:03 AM

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What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnet woman?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

private joker 12-01-2005 06:41 AM

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How many film editors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, it's fine the way it is

craig r 12-01-2005 06:43 AM

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Q: How many skeptics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: What lightbulb?

12-01-2005 06:44 AM

Re: Scew in a lightbulb... (jokes)
 
In Soviet Russia, lightbulb screws you!

tonypaladino 12-01-2005 06:45 AM

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Yakov,

LOL


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