Re: GF Birthdays.
 

Perfume for $100.

Re: GF Birthdays.
 

Buy a cheap pair of moon boots-preferably ones which have been used already and are quite worn-and just slap on two pieces of masking tape with "Dior" messily written on them.

Re: GF Birthdays.
 

Cashmere socks

Re: GF Birthdays.
 

Take her to an even nicer restaurant.

Re: GF Birthdays.
 

If you feel she is worth it then get her what she wants.

Re: GF Birthdays.
 

Broadway play if she's a JAP

Re: GF Birthdays.
 

pseudo present of dinner at a different place that costs $40/head for pseudo gf.

Re: GF Birthdays.
 

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My thoughts exactly. Get her a pseudo-gift...maybe a picture of whatever she would get if she were your actual girlfriend. I'm sure she'll love it and want to have your babies.

Re: GF Birthdays.
 

What the hell is a pseudo girlfriend and why would anyone buy one $400 boots? Damn money-grubbing women. Just give her the unlimited beef bonanza at home.

Re: GF Birthdays.
 

Does pseudo girlfriend mean that she lets you take her out and buy her dinner and [censored] but then goes home and [censored] other guys?