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Hey do you think pirates frequently got drunk and jerked each other off? I do.

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No, matey!

They tupped wenches in port, and had the cabin boy as a cursed catamite when the itch be burning in their loins.

The larger ships had their awwn ship's porcupine, tho! ARRRR!

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Everybody does that.

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Do you?

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Do you?

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Arrrrr, popinjay be a dirty son of a Dutchman, me buckos....

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wrong navy.

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Pirates don't use toilet paper, they use other pirates. AAAARRRRR!

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Pirates don't use toilet paper, they use other parrots. AAAARRRRR!

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Fix yarrr post, matey! Arr!

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AAAAAARRRRRR, me parrot's got more sense than to stick around to wipe me bum. Next time ye have some dingle berries hanging off the yardarm grab another pirate matey. AAARRRR!

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Today's bit of piracy, just done to the sandwich lady outside.

"Arrr, me seaweed's wet'n'salty, and it be tellin me thar be snow on its way, Arrrr!"

She just ignored this, and shivered a bit more.


some bloke in the queue behind me did say 'Hark at Captain Birdseye!' though.