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Well, when you think about it, Scientology being based on the Galactic Warlord Xenu isn't much more absurd than Christianity being based on the son of an invisible God.

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Well, when you think about it, Scientology being based on the Galactic Warlord Xenu isn't much more absurd than Christianity being based on the son of an invisible God.

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Let's not forget about Mormonism when we're talking about ridiculous religious beliefs!

The Scientology headquarters is near my house, as is the Scientology High School. They've got these big blue dorms people live in. Pretty spooky.

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Well, when you think about it, Scientology being based on the Galactic Warlord Xenu isn't much more absurd than Christianity being based on the son of an invisible God.

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Let's not forget about Mormonism when we're talking about ridiculous religious beliefs!

The Scientology headquarters is near my house, as is the Scientology High School. They've got these big blue dorms people live in. Pretty spooky.

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The South Park Momon episode was fantastic as well.

"Dum-dum-dum-dum-dum"

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Well, when you think about it, Scientology being based on the Galactic Warlord Xenu isn't much more absurd than Christianity being based on the son of an invisible God.

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Well, when you think about it, Scientology being based on the Galactic Warlord Xenu isn't much more absurd than Christianity being based on the son of an invisible God.

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I think Scentology is more ridiculous. Or maybe Hubbard was just more lazy. Submitted for your approval:

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75 million years ago, Xenu was the ruler of a Galactic Confederacy...The Galactic Confederacy's civilization was comparable to our own, with people "walking around in clothes which looked very remarkably like the clothes they wear this very minute" and using cars, trains and boats looking exactly the same as those "circa 1950, 1960" on Earth...The space planes were exact copies of Douglas DC-8s, "except the DC-8 had fans, propellers on it and the space plane didn't." DC-8s have jet engines, not propellers, although Hubbard may have meant the turbine fans...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...pace_plane.jpg
artist's rendition per Hubbard's description

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Are you kidding me? You're going to invent this 75 million year-old story and that's the best you can do? "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was 75 million years ago. Everything pretty much looked the way it looks today."

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Good thing its got wings! Bernouli (sp?) principle works well in a vaccuum.

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Good thing its got wings! Bernouli (sp?) principle works well in a vaccuum.

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Dont be silly, the ruler of a galatic confederacy doesnt have to follow the laws of physics. dum-dum-dum-dum-dum

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the best ppart of this episode was r kelly. have you guys seen his 6 part r&b opera called 'out of the closest'? he sings just like that and they basically summarize the whole thing. it airs on MTV2 from time to time, or try to download it.

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And in other news, Tom Cruise is a repressed homosexual.

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someone PLEASE tell me the ending - my TiVo cut it off at the last minute.

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And by the way, no one in Hollywood is "afraid" of dissing Scientology. They do it all the time. Of cdourse, it wouldn't be smart to do so if you plan on working with Cruise or Travolta.