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Opium fits with "chinese drug", but is it leaves?

On a somewhat related note, it's been my lifelong dream to open up a 19th century-style opium den.

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Wow. I need some opium.

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I'm not so concerned about turning him in - it's a large firm, he's in a different office, and I've never worked with the guy.

I was much more concerned with the comedy of the entire conversation, which would (possibly) be enhanced if I knew what it was he was looking for, as he's an older guy (and very successful), so opium = very amusing, some sort of herbal remedy = not so amusing.

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and it tastes like candy

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and smells like wonderful potpori. Try it with a little bit of pot at the same time. You grow roots. Drink some absinthe with it and you get drukn and grow roots. All in all, opium is good. Just DONT get the fake ass red brick [censored]. Get the real black tar.

edit: I don't think opium is maple. Normally its just Opie from what I hear (as in "Hey man, is Opie Taylor is still chillin at your crib. Does he need a ride home?") or something along that line. I want to know what this is.

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Wow. I need some opium.


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Yes. It's fantastic. Can get itchy though, possible nausea. Other than that it's freakin fabulous.

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An then you wake up in an alley in Chinatown with some weird symbol tattoed on your arm.

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This flowed beautifully.