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WTF

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I didn't post in the wrong forum, did I? [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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Yes, posts about feces belong in Politics.

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goodbye KSteel #2

(LOL, i just made a joke on accident)

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Oh come on. This is a legitimate question!
I think it's interesting to ponder the capabilities of the human body... that's all.

Plus, b*s*ball season is over so I'm bored.

Are you just jealous b/c your logs fall apart or something?

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goodbye KSteel #2

(LOL, i just made a joke on accident)

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Oh come on. This is a legitimate question!
I think it's interesting to ponder the capabilities of the human body... that's all.

Plus, b*s*ball season is over so I'm bored.

Are you just jealous b/c your logs fall apart or something?

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I don't poop.

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It's not noteworthy unless it has to curve around the bowl to fit.

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btw why is "Log" capitalized?

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Oh, you capitalize things that demand respect...

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It's not noteworthy unless it has to curve around the bowl to fit.

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Oh, it would have. It def. would have donned the C-shape, but for whatever reason, I was dumping into an unusually large water closet that day. It was pretty straight. And I believe the first flush merely sheared (broke) it in half. 2nd flush made piece "A" disappear, and the third flush made piece "B" disappear.

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get yourself an icecream cone and you've got yourself a tasty recycled treat for when your finished.

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get yourself an icecream cone and you've got yourself a tasty recycled treat for when your finished.

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Wrong thread. This post belongs in the "would you eat crap for 6 months for a million dollars?" thread.

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True High School Story:

All boys, catholic high school, so you can get the sense of decorum. Sitting at lunch, and there is a rumbling from table to table about this poop some kid took in the fourth floor bathroom. I dismissed it, went back to eating. First period after lunch, I hear someone talking about it, next period, the whole class is buzzing. Last period of the day, my TEACHER mentioned something about it...we then proceeded to go nuts, and got to take field trips of 4-5 people at a time to look at this massive dump. Now, by this time, the whole school had gotten wind of this (intentional..) and as our group approached the bathroom, we could see a mini-shrine erected from looseleaf and old notebook cardboard. Over the doorway was a huge sign that said HOME OF THE LOG. I seriously doubted that it could be nearly as big as the hype. We walked in, opened the door, and looked...it was as big as a football. Literally. All it was missing was the laces....just a big stinky unreal mess. Ill never forget it. Ill never speak of this again, I just had to get it off my chest.

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Ill never speak of this again, I just had to get it off my chest.

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DUDE! You got a Cleveland Steamer at school!!!