Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
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You win and yet you cry You post I don't know why Just play the game Don't look to blame STFU and die [/ QUOTE ] Very nice. Not however 2-3 verses. Krishan |
Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
There once was a man from hushtucket,
Who's luck was so bad he said 'f*ck it' He gave in to such tilt, Lost the BR he built, And now he can never say 'muck it'. So take heed my hush poster and learn, For the best of us always do earn, If you know what to do, Trust your gut and brain too, May your CR clean outs on the turn. But for those who continue to whine, STFU and reread your line, You can't possibly win, When your play is a sin, Now give me your money, its mine. nm, understood |
Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
I know your confidence is dwindling
though for milions of hands youve been winning so take a deep breath or you'll end up mad as mcbeth and soon again you'll surely be grinning but now your tilting has proted this letter and your play was analyzed by this sweater realize your coldcalls are the cause of your fall reread SSHE, and then simply play better! So when the suckouts have you irate and the fish you begin to berate you don't need to post a masochistic boast just look at your cashier and masterbate. |
Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
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I'm shutting down my business. [/ QUOTE ] Please, Krishan don't go, You can't have no reads as a pro, I just can't 8 table, If I'm unable, To see stats; against unknowns I blow. wow i cheated hard on that one... |
Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
there once was a fish that sucked out
you thought you'd come on here and pout so you flopped the top set and he beat you I bet trust me we all know what that's all about we would all love to win every hand scoop big pots! strike up the band! but we depend on bad plays so get back out there and RAISE! quit your whining cause we don't give a damn. (added second verse) |
Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
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[ QUOTE ] I'm shutting down my business. [/ QUOTE ] Please, Krishan don't go, You can't have no reads as a pro, I just can't 8 table, If I'm unable, To see stats; against unknowns I blow. [/ QUOTE ] Problem is Party sent a letter It made my shorts a bit wetter So no more mining for me All risk without reward see? Without poker I'd be short on the chedder. Krishan |
Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
I have no skill whatsoever when it comes to limericks, but I'll give it a shot anyway..
I flopped the nuts But then that putz Did chase it to the river He hit, but he's a giver When next I hit the nuts There once was a donk on Party He said his name was Marty He whined and complained When I sucked out again He really was a bit farty What's the moral of this rhyme? You have to bide your time Don't tell us of your woe We'll just tell you, away, go! If you must complain, at least do it in mime. |
Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
You say "but I can't make my rent, sir"
You say "I will live in a tent, sir" I might be a nit but I don't give a shit So curl up in a ball and get [censored] /mc |
Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
i would really like to know what's behind that censor.
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Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
You've been here for quite some time
That's why I write this rhyme You should know by now Don't have a cow That post wasn't worth a dime If you're new then please resist The urge to make posts like this You'll need to read Or else you'll bleed Your chips cuz you're the fish Either way I must implore If you're unable to make a score Please end this thread Just go and spread Your legs and bonus whore |
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