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I am Jewish and find 0 of these remotely funny.

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Lighten up a little, boy-o.

They're like Richard Pryor or the Aggies would do/did. Turn around what's aimed atcha and poke back.

Jeeze.

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> A Gentile man calls his elderly mother.
> He asks, "Mom, how are you feeling? Do you need anything?"
> She says, "I'm feeling fine, and I don't need anything. Thanks for
> calling."

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This is solid.

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Some of these only jews will get....

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Anybody want to translate? I only get this one:

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> A Gentile goes into a clothing store and says, "This is a very fine
> jacket. How much is it?"
> The salesman says, "It's $500."
> The Gentile says, "OK, I'll take it."

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... and I probably "got" it wrong.

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This thread is great on many levels.

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I'm not Jewish, and I got all of them. Then again, I work in midtown Manhattan.

Re: Some jewish jokes....
 

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I am Jewish and find 0 of these remotely funny.

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Lighten up a little, boy-o.

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I love how as soon as someone doesn't find a joke about race funny, it's because the joke is about race or they're "uptight", not because it's just not funny.

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I'm not Jewish, and I got all of them. Then again, I work in midtown Manhattan.

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Bingo. I'm not quite sure eveyone realizes that these jokes are still (albeit funny) making fun of Jews.

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Some of these only jews will get....

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Anybody want to translate? I only get this one:

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> A Gentile goes into a clothing store and says, "This is a very fine
> jacket. How much is it?"
> The salesman says, "It's $500."
> The Gentile says, "OK, I'll take it."

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... and I probably "got" it wrong.

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If you're really Jewish I don't see how you can misunderstand the last one.

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Oy Gevalt.

The funny thing is that the Jewish stereotypes that these jokes play off hardly even exist anymore.

Except for the one with the two mothers talking about their sons - that one is dead on.

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Oy Gevalt.

The funny thing is that the Jewish stereotypes that these jokes play off hardly even exist anymore.

Except for the one with the two mothers talking about their sons - that one is dead on.

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Italians too [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]